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Why ATS has gone MAGA crazy and has ruined the interwebz

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posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:54 PM
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originally posted by: theatreboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

And I know you are trying that burger tonight....


Oh I'm gonna do some stuff with a burger tonight.... For sure.




posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:56 PM
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originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: theatreboy

I believe it.

I have a friend who is my height but a smaller build, not an ounce of fat on him.

He eats me under the table anytime we go out by double, never gains a pound.

Alley-oop.


I am actually upset that I am not 160#...I run or work out every day, and still have a small spare tire...getting old sucks.


One of my thighs weighs 160.

So I'm kinda slender that way.

Almost skinny.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:57 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Shhhhh.... it's ok...just breathe...here's Obama as a reptilian, a UFO, Bigfoot and what is definitely nibiru

Just look at these, take deep breaths and count backwards from ten. Everything's gonna be ok.










posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 02:01 PM
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a reply to: dug88

Shhhhh.... it's ok...just breathe...here's Obama as a reptilian, a UFO, Bigfoot and what is definitely nibiru


When I say Earth... The next thought that comes into your mind closely resembles which of the following?

1. Pizza

2. Bumpy watermelon

Please circle one of the above.
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posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 02:03 PM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker
Bumpy Watermelon was my stripper name in college.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 02:07 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker
Bumpy Watermelon was my stripper name in college.


Mysterious, erotic, and hard to catch....

Just like a watermelon lathered in crisco floating in a swimming pool.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 02:38 PM
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It was pretty stupid during tea party shenanigans



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 02:56 PM
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I think this year for Halloween I’ll get a big bag of Smarties to pass out. Just reading around today, I figure some need all the help they can get at this point.
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posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 03:04 PM
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a reply to: Ahabstar


I figure some need all the help they can get at this point.


My last three therapists said the same thing before letting me go.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 03:16 PM
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originally posted by: dfnj2015
a reply to: DBCowboy

I would like to see a feature where you can filter out forums like mud-pit from the "New" list.


Why?



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 03:25 PM
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Just popped in to say that I love this thread.

Oh, and screw Kevin.




posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 05:14 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Did someone not get their afternoon double bourbon? Com'ere big guy, let Augie hug the sad away.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 05:16 PM
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originally posted by: MerkabaTribeEntity
Just popped in to say that I love this thread.

Oh, and screw Kevin.



Nobody likes kevin

*vulgar language *




posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 05:17 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Did someone not get their afternoon double bourbon? Com'ere big guy, let Augie hug the sad away.




I want a triple. . .



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 05:17 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Did someone not get their afternoon double bourbon? Com'ere big guy, let Augie hug the sad away.




I want a triple. . .


I just use a pint glass and call it a single.

I mean, technically it is a glass of bourbon.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 07:02 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm sick of it too. It's why I rarely come here anymore. I miss the days when we had a separate AbovePolitics board so I didn't have to see this garbage.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 08:57 PM
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Things are more like they are today than they've ever been.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 10:01 PM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

May I have a serving of MAATSA ball coup

See what I did there


But the soup if its real



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 10:04 PM
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a reply to: jaymp

Hey I do my part to save the rainforst

I make it a special point to flag non-political threads

I know, just 1 flag... but, green flags matter.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 11:08 PM
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