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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker
Opinions are like elbows.
Everyone has seven.
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy
God.... I effin hate Kevin.
He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).
Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?
You can't have a nice soup without crackers.
Have some nice crackers already.
I like to think of myself as a nice cracker.
But then I listen to other people's opinions... And those typically are different than me thinking of myself as a nice cracker.
Luckily I just remind myself those are people's opinions, and most opinions are wrong.
I just showered for the year.
originally posted by: theatreboy
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy
God.... I effin hate Kevin.
He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).
Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?
You can't have a nice soup without crackers.
Have some nice crackers already.
I like to think of myself as a nice cracker.
But then I listen to other people's opinions... And those typically are different than me thinking of myself as a nice cracker.
Luckily I just remind myself those are people's opinions, and most opinions are wrong.
Are you a salty cracker?
originally posted by: theatreboy
I even get to put potato chips in my PB&J that day...just not rippled ones...
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker
"Bland and Tasteless" was the name of my band in college.
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
originally posted by: theatreboy
I even get to put potato chips in my PB&J that day...just not rippled ones...
Ever tried pan frying that bad boy in butter like a grilled cheese?
It's an old Texas trick to see how much you can abuse your heart before it gives up, mine's pretty impressive.
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker
"Bland and Tasteless" was the name of my band in college.
Funny, that was the name of my porn audition tape.
At least there was some sound to yours.
No joke, once had a double cheeseburger w/bacon, ham, and sausage...a fried egg, 3 cheeses, and gravy...all between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches....I did not eat for 6 hours after that!
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: theatreboy
No joke, once had a double cheeseburger w/bacon, ham, and sausage...a fried egg, 3 cheeses, and gravy...all between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches....I did not eat for 6 hours after that!
I just had a few voluntary and involuntary bodily reactions to that post.
I'll omit those for T&C reasons.
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: theatreboy
I believe it.
I have a friend who is my height but a smaller build, not an ounce of fat on him.
He eats me under the table anytime we go out by double, never gains a pound.
Alley-oop.