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posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:24 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Opinions are like elbows.

Everyone has seven.



Opinions are like elbows.

The loose part of the elbow skin is a weenus.

Opinions are like weenus's, and everyone has two and they're a Richard.




posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:24 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

God.... I effin hate Kevin.

He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).

Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?


You can't have a nice soup without crackers.

Have some nice crackers already.


I like to think of myself as a nice cracker.

But then I listen to other people's opinions... And those typically are different than me thinking of myself as a nice cracker.

Luckily I just remind myself those are people's opinions, and most opinions are wrong.


Are you a salty cracker?



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:25 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

God made us and the Universe with imperfections. Those imperfections are the cause of all our suffering. I do my best to try not to judge God and God's creation as anything other then divine in spite of the imperfections. Everything is just fine exactly the way it is.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:26 PM
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a reply to: theatreboy


I just showered for the year.


Woahhhhhhh.... Look at mister big shot who can afford to shower every year.

Must be nice being able to cheat on your taxes so you can shower every year.... Bet your work gives you a shower day you get to take off and everything, paid.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:27 PM
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originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

God.... I effin hate Kevin.

He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).

Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?


You can't have a nice soup without crackers.

Have some nice crackers already.


I like to think of myself as a nice cracker.

But then I listen to other people's opinions... And those typically are different than me thinking of myself as a nice cracker.

Luckily I just remind myself those are people's opinions, and most opinions are wrong.


Are you a salty cracker?


Just the top half.

The bottom half is bland and tasteless.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:28 PM
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I even get to put potato chips in my PB&J that day...just not rippled ones...



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:29 PM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

Kind of like my ex-wife.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:29 PM
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Pain is inevitable
Suffering is a choice



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:30 PM
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originally posted by: theatreboy
I even get to put potato chips in my PB&J that day...just not rippled ones...


Ever tried pan frying that bad boy in butter like a grilled cheese?

It's an old Texas trick to see how much you can abuse your heart before it gives up, mine's pretty impressive.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:30 PM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

"Bland and Tasteless" was the name of my band in college.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:32 PM
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DB me thinks you're having a mental breakdown!!!
go see a vet asap!



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:32 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

"Bland and Tasteless" was the name of my band in college.



Funny, that was the name of my porn audition tape.

At least there was some sound to yours.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:34 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: theatreboy
I even get to put potato chips in my PB&J that day...just not rippled ones...


Ever tried pan frying that bad boy in butter like a grilled cheese?

It's an old Texas trick to see how much you can abuse your heart before it gives up, mine's pretty impressive.


I will try it tonight!

I should be ok, though..

No joke, once had a double cheeseburger w/bacon, ham, and sausage...a fried egg, 3 cheeses, and gravy...all between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches....I did not eat for 6 hours after that!



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:35 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

"Bland and Tasteless" was the name of my band in college.



Funny, that was the name of my porn audition tape.

At least there was some sound to yours.


My porn audition was a flop.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:38 PM
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a reply to: theatreboy


No joke, once had a double cheeseburger w/bacon, ham, and sausage...a fried egg, 3 cheeses, and gravy...all between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches....I did not eat for 6 hours after that!


I just had a few voluntary and involuntary bodily reactions to that post.

I'll omit those for T&C reasons.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:40 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: theatreboy


No joke, once had a double cheeseburger w/bacon, ham, and sausage...a fried egg, 3 cheeses, and gravy...all between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches....I did not eat for 6 hours after that!


I just had a few voluntary and involuntary bodily reactions to that post.

I'll omit those for T&C reasons.


Believe it or not, I am 6' 180#, a pack a day smoker, older than 40, and run 25 5k's a year...all under 25 minutes each race....and I like to eat like that.

edit on 1-4-2019 by theatreboy because: Bragging



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:43 PM
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I believe it.

I have a friend who is my height but a smaller build, not an ounce of fat on him.

He eats me under the table anytime we go out by double, never gains a pound.

Alley-oop.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:45 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

At least you spelled it correctly...I'm sick of seeing it spelled "boarders" as if they're illegally on a ship, or renting a room.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:48 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: theatreboy

I believe it.

I have a friend who is my height but a smaller build, not an ounce of fat on him.

He eats me under the table anytime we go out by double, never gains a pound.

Alley-oop.


I am actually upset that I am not 160#...I run or work out every day, and still have a small spare tire...getting old sucks.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:49 PM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

And I know you are trying that burger tonight....







 
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