You can pick one person to be the ambassador to the aliens, whom do you choose?

Elijah Wood, very intelligent, friendly, smiling and positive.

originally posted by: Spacespider
Elijah Wood, very intelligent, friendly, smiling and positive.

And we can trust him if they happen to have a ring with infinite power.

Morgan Freeman. It doesn't matter what he says, his voice alone will win them over.

originally posted by: Puppylove
Morgan Freeman. It doesn't matter what he says, his voice alone will win them over.

This one wins so far IMO.

Definitely Alex Jones should do it.

And live streamed for our pleasure.

originally posted by: Creep Thumper
Should be someone who's been anally probed.

Dues.

After seeing "Communion" AND 'The King of New York" a few times
each, I shove off a vote for Chris Walken. Oscar winner too, I believe.

With timeless maledictions like "I'll kill you" in respectively the first for an
anatomically diligent technician; and numerous brainy quips just before
ugly flavors of murder in the second--- I feel the ETs will know
we mean business. But I had to remember at the last second:

"Bury it with him" for a guy on the crew who went embezzler...

Definitely somebody you don't at all want dating your sister, just sayin'.

All these responses have been in humor, but what if we had to have someone by noon tomorrow....... who would be up to the task ? Putin, Ben Shapiro, Scott Bakula who has done it in character. No, I'm talking for real ?

originally posted by: Plotus
All these responses have been in humor, but what if we had to have someone by noon tomorrow....... who would be up to the task ? Putin, Ben Shapiro, Scott Bakula who ha done if in character. No, I'm talking for real ?

Again, Erich von Daniken.

I would NOT want a politician for that important job, nor a military person. A scientist will only try to debunk it in front of their eyes...and could simply freeze from cognitive disassociation.

No, Erich von Daniken.... He's the man.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: paraphi

Except for one thing.... he's dead.

After somebody considered The Don, Silly.. there are those
also among us (yeah including Lew Black) that think there
are worse things than death.
[quickly pans to Ronnie the Resuscitated Reagan] yikes

Neil deGrasse Tyson......or Joe Rogan

You asked for it...

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Or Maybe this Nordic God....

originally posted by: Jefferton

originally posted by: Raggedyman
AOC because she is so cute

That and if they plan to conquer us, they will think we are all as stupid as she is

Ohhhhh political dig! So topical.

Yeah but look at the night sky, all those STARS

originally posted by: waftist
Neil deGrasse Tyson......or Joe Rogan

"This show was brought to you by square space.....

Alright, so my guest here today is glubomb frompteps from Linktafaria Sector 4"

"Blinkendropen"

"Have you guys ever looked into the pineal gland? Jamie, pull up the Pineal gland".

originally posted by: Raggedyman

originally posted by: Jefferton

originally posted by: Raggedyman
AOC because she is so cute

That and if they plan to conquer us, they will think we are all as stupid as she is

Ohhhhh political dig! So topical.

Yeah but look at the night sky, all those STARS

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a reply to: CriticalStinker

He's probably gonna offer some '___' to the aliens.

Robert Langlands. The man is one of the premier mathematicians in the world today. If there is to be any communication, it would be with math first.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

"Have you guys ever looked into the pineal gland? Jamie, pull up the Pineal gland".

Bravo good sir...bravo! haha

originally posted by: vinifalou
a reply to: CriticalStinker

He's probably gonna offer some '___' to the aliens.

Or they'll blow his mind with what they got

Possibly literally.

Sean Spicer.

He will say what he is told and if they are displeased then dispose of him we can just find someone else.

originally posted by: waftist
a reply to: CriticalStinker

"Have you guys ever looked into the pineal gland? Jamie, pull up the Pineal gland".

Bravo good sir...bravo! haha

Haha I love his podcast.

It's just fun to joke about it 🤣