You can pick one person to be the ambassador to the aliens, whom do you choose?

originally posted by: theatreboy
a reply to: gladtobehere


Augustus

You want to send a Mason to speak to an alien force capable of controlling the planet?

You are banned from voting. I'm sorry, this is my first time doing this and it hurts me as much as it hurts you. Mail me your card so I can destroy it.

John Nada. Give him a shotgun and one stick of bubblegum.

or

Ash Williams with a chainsaw and a boomstick.

We don't want a weak-minded individual negotiating with aliens. The clear choice is The Brain:

originally posted by: ufoorbhunter
The most powerful leader is probably Trump so maybe he should do it?

I don't think we should encourage invasion.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: gladtobehere


R. Kelly or a Catholic priest so they can do to them before they do to us.

What if they are just alien salesman?

Going planet to planet offering premium intergalactic satellite programming?

Think the game shows will be funnier than the Japanese ones?

I would think they would be selling life insurance lol.

My short list would be...

1. Bill Clinton
2. Bernie Sanders
3. Elon Musk
4. Christopher Hirata

originally posted by: willzilla

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: gladtobehere


R. Kelly or a Catholic priest so they can do to them before they do to us.

What if they are just alien salesman?

Going planet to planet offering premium intergalactic satellite programming?

Think the game shows will be funnier than the Japanese ones?

I would think they would be selling life insurance lol.

Haha, aka extortion "pay us, and we will insure that we don't kill you".

Or maybe they are intergalactic Cthulhu witnesses on space bicycles?

"We're just here to talk to you about our lord, savior, and destroyer of planets, Cthulhu".

"Oh, cool man, can I get you a glass of lemonade or Iced tea? Come on in".

From relatively recent history? Eisenhower. (With the speculation he may have actually done this...)

Living? Gen. James Mattis. "I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you # with me, I’ll kill you all."

originally posted by: Lucidparadox
My short list would be...

1. Bill Clinton
2. Bernie Sanders
3. Elon Musk
4. Christopher Hirata

I could see slick Willy. He's a likeable guy, but you realize he would be trying to mount their females.

originally posted by: Creep Thumper
Should be someone who's been anally probed.

Dues.

No, I don't think Jussi Smollett is a viable choice. He might return with a fiber optic cable around his neck, and claim the aliens mentally beat him telepathically and poured alien juice on him. Y'know, to get more $$$ in his paycheck for the service.

Not sure whom...but it would have to be someone really into rectal probes.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Not sure whom...but it would have to be someone really into rectal probes.

Stormy Daniels?

originally posted by: Mach2

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Not sure whom...but it would have to be someone really into rectal probes.

Stormy Daniels?

Yes.
Either her...or DB's intern, Gunther.

Dwayne Johnson AKA The Rock..

The rock ,"what planet are you from?"
Aliens , "we are fro "
The Rock, "it doesn't matter what planet you are from!"

The interstellar war..okay, maybe not The Rock.

Merkel, then they will leave us alone.

Keanu Reeves
Alex Jones
Marylin Manson
Hideo Kojima

As a group just for the hell of it.

a reply to: gladtobehere

Dead: George Carlin.

Alive: Me. So I could try to convince them to take me with them when they leave.

My first thought when I read the title, was Stanton Friedman. Then I thought, maybe he's too old.
My second thought was George Knapp, but I don't know how much experience he has. He might be a good one, though.
My third thought was maybe we need a female ambassador. Ivanka Trump comes to mind, immediately.

Erich von Daniken ?

Ricky Gervais?

I love that man.