You can pick one person to be the ambassador to the aliens, whom do you choose?

originally posted by: Plotus
All these responses have been in humor, but what if we had to have someone by noon tomorrow....... who would be up to the task ? Putin, Ben Shapiro, Scott Bakula who has done it in character. No, I'm talking for real ?

Perhaps they would wrongly assume the UN speaks for the planet as a whole, and contact them first.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: theatreboy
a reply to: gladtobehere


Augustus

You want to send a Mason to speak to an alien force capable of controlling the planet?

You are banned from voting. I'm sorry, this is my first time doing this and it hurts me as much as it hurts you. Mail me your card so I can destroy it.

As a Mason myself, of course!

a reply to: gladtobehere

Hillary Clinton. She's already ambassador to the aliens.


Wait, are we talking space aliens or illegal aliens?

I'd send them a Bob Ross ChiaPet and Happy Trees Mug.

I think I'd pick Noah Wyle to act as his character, Tom Mason, from Falling Skies. That might do us some good. But to be clear, we'd really be hitting the character, not the actor.

a reply to: Blaine91555

a reply to: gladtobehere


Justin Beiber.

Shes been there, kicked ass and even been one of them, send Ripley and a bunsen burner with backup flamethrower just in case

a reply to: gladtobehere

Me

None of youre people are gonna speak for me, least of all, some politican scumbag.

Alfred E. Neuman


Second choice: Since I consider myself an excellent communicator with ET's, weapons expert, navigator and an all around nice guy --- Why me of course.

a reply to: CriticalStinker



I figure Bob Ross is already with them, so sending them the ChiaPet will let them know our intentions are peaceful and it will make a great dashboard ornament for their Saucer.

originally posted by: filthyphilanthropist
I think I'd pick Noah Wyle to act as his character, Tom Mason, from Falling Skies. That might do us some good. But to be clear, we'd really be hitting the character, not the actor.

I'd rather he go as The Librarian.

Bill Murray for the win.

Alex Jones because it would be HILARIOUS.

I'm sure some one has beat me to it but i say Morgan Freeman because if the alien invaders cant be soothed by his velvety voice then all hope is gone already.

Richard Simmons, with the sincerest hope they don't send him back.

a reply to: gladtobehere

Trump, DUH!

It would have to be one of the Kardsasns or whatever their name is because they have turned nothing into something so they have the gift!!!

a reply to: paraphi

Maybe Albert Einstein?

David Duchovny or Gillian Anderson who both played in the X-FIles.