Toilet Anger

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

don't blame me.

Was the cleaning lady cute? Oh...what a stupid question, you wouldn't be complaining if she was. Sorry

originally posted by: rickymouse
you wouldn't be complaining

Wrong. I always complain.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Just use your male priviledge to piss behind some bushes or an alleyway or something.

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Just do what DBcowboys does and wear depends and you will never have issues again, well at least toilet issues...

Since the Mandela effect on Depends they are now Depend.

originally posted by: RealityIsAbsurd
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Just use your male priviledge to piss behind some bushes or an alleyway or something.

I'd prefer to watering the lawn to a public toilet any day. Don't even use the plumbing to pee at home. I'm trying to rot out a stump in the back yard. Been at it 3 years now. May be gone in another 3.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Beyond baking !?

I hate that !

😎

a reply to: CharlesT

Squits bro !

Life and death ... find a can ! Man !

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: CharlesT

Squits bro !

Life and death ... find a can ! Man !

If I have the need to squirt, I'll need to find a willing lady.

a reply to: CharlesT

No no ... SQUITS ...

DIAHORREHA ... spelling fails a encouraged ...

I'm neither a pervert nor an exhibitionist, but I think I'd have to just sit there with my junk hanging out for her to see while staring her right in the eyes. "You want to be rude and not knock, this is what you get."

Perhaps even leave a nasty mess when I was done so she'd know exactly who it was that did it.

Maybe she'd get the point, maybe not.

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originally posted by: RealityIsAbsurd
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Just use your male priviledge to piss behind some bushes or an alleyway or something.

It's California. I hear sidewalks are all the rage.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

That's pretty bad but imagine a world where you have to pay to pee. If you have no cash, you're screwed.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


First off. . . "Toilet Anger" is a great name for a band. I am stealing that.

Second, I wonder if it would be okay if a male cleaning person just walked in on a lady dropping a deuce?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha


First off. . . "Toilet Anger" is a great name for a band. I am stealing that.

Second, I wonder if it would be okay if a male cleaning person just walked in on a lady dropping a deuce?

No, it would not be okay. That cleaning guy would be fired and registered as a sex offender if she made a scene.

And I already thought it over. The band's name is Bad Toilet Time.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha



One day feeling blue,
I'd visit the local loo,
While on the privy, a woman did see me,
And decided not to poo.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

No, the cleaning guy wouldn't. All he'd have to say is that he was identifying as a woman that day, and he'd be fine.

I had a strange thought when I was at a Starbucks and had to use one of the communal bathrooms. I know how my wife LOATHES a dirty bathroom. Almost to obsession. And every woman I have ever lived with had similar thoughts.

So onto the communal type restroom, men go in, do not lift the seat, pee on the seat. Does not clean the mess he has made, probably doesn't even flush.

Next user is female. I would imagine she is THRILLED to have to wipe up man pee not only at home but now also in public.

PS. Not all men are horrible bathroom users, but alot of them are and I have never known why.

a reply to: Fools

In college I worked at a bar, and for extra money me an another guy signed up to clean the place after closing.

Trust me, the women's room is 10x nastier than the men's!! Felt like you needed a hazmat suit to go in that place (probably did)!!! And this was a decent club too with a lot of nice looking gals in it every night. It was NAS-TEE!!!

The first time I went in I looked around and was saying "WTF do you people DO in here???? JEEZUS!!"

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Yeah, but that was in a bar. All of their inhibitions are let go. Germaphobia might be one of them.

My oldest son was a janitor in several office buildings so he had to clean restrooms. He said the mens restrooms were always totally gross and the womens - not at all.

Also my time in the restaurant business. I never saw a female restroom nasty at all unless it was at a place that also capitalized on booze.