English bulldog bites off Scottish man’s peanut butter smeared genitals

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A SCOTTISH man has had his peanut-butter smeared genitalia bitten off by an English bulldog. Paramedics were unable to recover them for reattachment.

What in the Hills have eyes did I just read??!!

First of all the Dog was named Biggie (yes after the rapper!) I already like this dog!
Secondly, what exactly was that perv trying to do???
Thirdly, Why did they euthanize the dog, they should have put down the perv!!!

a reply to: JAGStorm

Play stupid games and all...

a reply to: JAGStorm

Best thread all day!!!

Jesus man..... some people

This is the most beautiful headline I have ever read.

It sounds like something you would find on a "Braveheart" gag reel...

a reply to: JAGStorm

It sounds like he is trying to be like Herr Starr from the Preacher comic.

a reply to: madmac5150

So sad the dog had to die, but at least the guy didn't get his junk back either!!!!

a reply to: JAGStorm

There's just way too much politics on ATS nowadays. The divide between humans and man's supposedly best friend has never been wider!

a reply to: JAGStorm

Sickening animal abuse as it is, yup play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Secondly, what exactly was that perv trying to do??? Thirdly, Why did they euthanize the dog, they should have put down the perv!!!

The dog was standing up for itself. Poor thing. RIP

I've always wondered about people who cavort about with lions.

Is this an opportune moment to bring out the fish-paste sandwiches?

a reply to: JAGStorm

Because of a stupid and ignorant stunt this poor dog is put to sleep. It wasn't the dogs fault for this idiot's stupidity! The dog was only reacting naturally to food being placed in front of him. Except this idiot was thinking he was going to get licks from a dog to excite himself, he ended up losing his testicles instead. Now he has a lifetime to think about his stupidity and ignorance, poor dog.

a reply to: JAGStorm

This pricked deserved it!
What wrong with peop......
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[SHAKING MY HEAD]

However, as part of this investigation the owner of the dog, which is believed to have been involved, has voluntarily signed documentation consenting to the destruction of the animal.”

Damnit

There IS justice in this world

If this creature is like my erstwhile poodle, and starts humping my leg, you can pick me up at the clinic tomorrow.

Wow, OK, hmmmmm.

Speechless...

a reply to: JAGStorm

Hopefully he didn't have kids, now he won't. Darwin is amazing.

a reply to: JAGStorm

I hope the dog enjoyed it's last meal... Thanks for sharing that it's far more entertaining than the whole let's kill each other over opinions thing that has infested this place

a reply to: JAGStorm

Secondly, what exactly was that perv trying to do???

Lets be honest, we know exactly what he was trying to do!
The depravity of man knows no limits.

Thirdly, Why did they euthanize the dog, they should have put down the perv!!!

This is really the only question.

He was just trying to disprove an urban legend. From Snopes:

www.snopes.com...

a reply to: JAGStorm

If he had have bled out we would have an early favorite for the Darwin award.

There is kinky and there is crazy. I like watching weird porn sometimes, not because it turns me on, it's for comedic value, my little pony hermaphrodites, tentacles, i've seen it all but this...well this is up there with the dude who got his willy stuck in a park bench because-I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

The icing on the cake would've been if the breed of dog was a Scottish terrier.

Animal abuse or bestiality, why else would he smear his privates in peanut butter and have it out for the dog to lick it off, of course the dog did a bit more than lick it.

Absolutely gross and make's me truly wonder at the mentality of some people, maybe he was high on drug's or drunk but either way just no!.