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posted on May, 29 2018 @ 08:00 AM
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originally posted by: Nothin
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and then he needs to buy rods and reels, lines, lures and flies, a boat, motor, trailor, and a truck to haul it all.


When the bottom is falling out of your world, drink Guinness...

And the world will fall out of your bottom...




posted on May, 30 2018 @ 01:30 PM
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Some more Rickyisms which had me laughing like a lunatic till I cried last night (alone in bed trying to get to sleep at the time too!)

* A link is only as long as your longest strong chain

* All for all and one for one

* Beauty is in the eye when you hold her

* Burn the hatchet at both ends

* Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here

* Don't judge a cover of a book by its look

* Do onto others as you do onto you

* Every kid goes through phrases

* Get two birds stoned at once

* Good things come to those at the gate

* Indianapolis Jones

* It's better to have a gun and need it than to not have a gun and not need it

* Keep your friends close, but your enemies toaster

* Let guy bonds be guy bonds

* One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage

* Water under the fridge

* What comes around is all around

*Where there's smoke there's wires

Other ones and mispronounciations Here



posted on May, 30 2018 @ 04:39 PM
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a reply to: CthulhuMythos

The character of Ricky is awesome to be sure! Some good writers on that show.

Here for the enjoyment of all: Rickyisms. ( Caution: harsh language).



edit on 30-5-2018 by Nothin because: sp



posted on May, 30 2018 @ 05:42 PM
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a reply to: Nothin
looooool that was awesome. I gotta re-watch this series. He really is a master at that, how he does it and doesn't fall about laughing I don't know!



posted on Sep, 18 2018 @ 07:57 PM
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You can pick your friends,
But you can't pick your friend's noses!



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 04:55 PM
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you won't see him all weekend.



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 05:10 PM
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originally posted by: SprocketUK
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you won't see him all weekend.



Give a man a fish, and then suddenly he's chipless!



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 05:15 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

I tend to use self-defecating humor.



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 05:16 PM
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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, place a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."
-Douglas Adams



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 05:32 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Nothin

I tend to use self-defecating humor.



Hiya DBC. You and your brand of humour and wit, are a definite fit for this thread. Thanks!


Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Mark Twain Read more at: www.brainyquote.com...



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 08:34 PM
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Confucius say: 'Why you always gotta make me say stuff? Sometimes I just like to go for quiet walks beside the water, feed the ducks, and fart when children pull my finger.
Nobody want to know what Confucius think? What Confucius ponder? What Confucius contemplate? What Confucius dream?
What Confucius do on a Saturday night, when it's time to dance? What Confucius really thinking, while pretending to listen to boring brother's wife? What Confucius thinks the perfect gift would be, for the person that has everything?

Leave me alone! '

(Posted that in another thread, back in 2017.)



posted on Jun, 18 2019 @ 09:40 AM
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originally posted by: Nothin
a reply to: CthulhuMythos

The character of Ricky is awesome to be sure! Some good writers on that show.

Here for the enjoyment of all: Rickyisms. ( Caution: harsh language).




Love it! Denial and error. lol



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