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posted on May, 29 2018 @ 08:00 AM

originally posted by: Nothin
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and then he needs to buy rods and reels, lines, lures and flies, a boat, motor, trailor, and a truck to haul it all.

When the bottom is falling out of your world, drink Guinness...

And the world will fall out of your bottom...

posted on May, 30 2018 @ 01:30 PM
Some more Rickyisms which had me laughing like a lunatic till I cried last night (alone in bed trying to get to sleep at the time too!)

* A link is only as long as your longest strong chain

* All for all and one for one

* Beauty is in the eye when you hold her

* Burn the hatchet at both ends

* Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here

* Don't judge a cover of a book by its look

* Do onto others as you do onto you

* Every kid goes through phrases

* Get two birds stoned at once

* Good things come to those at the gate

* Indianapolis Jones

* It's better to have a gun and need it than to not have a gun and not need it

* Keep your friends close, but your enemies toaster

* Let guy bonds be guy bonds

* One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage

* Water under the fridge

* What comes around is all around

*Where there's smoke there's wires

Other ones and mispronounciations Here

posted on May, 30 2018 @ 04:39 PM
a reply to: CthulhuMythos

The character of Ricky is awesome to be sure! Some good writers on that show.

Here for the enjoyment of all: Rickyisms. ( Caution: harsh language).

edit on 30-5-2018 by Nothin because: sp

posted on May, 30 2018 @ 05:42 PM
a reply to: Nothin
looooool that was awesome. I gotta re-watch this series. He really is a master at that, how he does it and doesn't fall about laughing I don't know!

posted on Sep, 18 2018 @ 07:57 PM
You can pick your friends,
But you can't pick your friend's noses!

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