posted on Apr, 5 2018 @ 08:57 AM
Photo of unusual cloud formation above CERN
(AP) May 11, 2064 – Elderly pop music star Jonathon Fayweather aka Johnnie Equinox (of Johnnie Equinox and the Spinners) has been sentenced to a
life term in prison to be spent at the Cleveland OH correctional facility for his illegal use of the first CERN Large Hadron Collider located in
Mr. Fayweather came to fame in June of 2016 when his song, “Take Me Back to Mayberry” topped the charts seven weeks in a row. Millionaire Mr.
Fayweather has been collecting royalties for each time the song has been played since it premiered.
The CERN Collider collapsed on itself on June 24, 2016, causing a rain of negative energy particulars to bombard the area to this day. This dangerous
rain of energy opened a portal to allow for time travel, encouraging some people to go back as far as the collapsed date to change the past in their
favor. Our leaders of The Council of Unity at Harvard funded the creation of the Xavix 3000 master computer to predict any potential changes in our
The Xavix 3000 discovered that Mr. Fayweather did not write “Take Me Back to Mayberry” in 2016. He actually wrote it early in 2064. After which
he illegally traveled back in time to give the song to his younger self.
Since his actions violated The Councils laws pertaining to time travel Mr. Fayweather was forced to liquidate all of his real estate properties and
belongings. Mr. Fayweather or his lawyers could not be reached for commit.