posted on Feb, 17 2005 @ 08:23 AM
She's so hot, she made me harder than a left turn in the city!
You were such an ugly baby, your incubator had tinted glass.
Your mamma is so fat, Her azz has its own congressman.
Your mamma is so old, she knew Central Park when it was just a plant.
Your mamma is so fat, her ceral bowl has a lifguard.
Your so poor you got married for the rice.
Your mamma's so fat, she left the house wearing high heels & came back with flip flops.
I got a million of 'em........"SNAP" fights are a NY tradition!!
[edit on 17-2-2005 by Bout Time]