There Will Be Blood- ATS Rap Battle

a reply to: zosimov

it's alot easier just to play bar pong and go back and forth !

so you would choose say a 2 syllable or 4 syllable multi rhyming statement or phrase and then the next person has to rhyme that
and not use the same words as before otherwise they loose

like "top secret"

so you would then rhmye something with top secret but with round abouts the same number of syllables

for example , Dirtbag Dan and Caustic from BOTZ , west coast
started bar pong and now do this every monday night 9pm central

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Also I think as a text format its hard to "battle " people or users on ATS that you literally know nothing about unless you were to look through their thread posts. A lot of this stuff is people just rhyming with no actual battle taking place because no one is being direct to their opponent , hence why barpong is better because it looks at how well you can rhyme words and quickly !

a reply to: sapien82

Sounds like a great idea, a good way to keep our mind keen, and a fun thread alive!

At work now, but will check into your video later.

a reply to: zosimov

the example would be like the rhyming words are " top secret" so the opening statement uses that rhyming words then the next person has to rhmye something similar

Opening statement

we could even make it ATS related haha

"Drop bombs when my words are publicised , like JFK assassination files its "top secret"

next

Black lives matter, dead men on the ground , all we see is "cop regret"


If you get the picture

Although I hate to break "character" in here, I just want to let everyone know that I mean no offense to anyone I may "attack".

Both on my previous posts or future ones.

If anyone feels upset about anything and they PM me, I will gladly take it down.

I also welcome any attacks on me at all, and assure you I will not be offended.

I think its all in good fun, and hilarious.

Having said that, I am getting ready to bring down the thunder on more people, so brace yourselves.

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Complaining about the one percent
In an attempt to look at your life in lament
Maybe your life sucks because your not that good of a guy
Your victimhood mindset leaves life pass you by

Sure most bankers suck cause they are makin a killin
Like some greedy life sucking Ickian reptilians
But enter this rap battle and I beat you all day
Like a fat cat, rap attacking battlin 6 foot grey

a reply to: Verse

Hey thats pretty good spittin making yourself sound so ok
So nice of you to take time and enter the fray
unfortunately that means a targets on you
Not ninja stars coming but plenty of poo

You think your like Guile sonic boom move your token
But your more like Dan and his sh***y fake hadoken
You say your pens movin and the ink bleedin
Hey moron! your typin, no pen is needed

Now I admit I enjoyed your words here so terse
But I will never be admittin Im losin to Verse
Im a hot headed hyper hellraisin hillbilly
Who handles his hollerin hittin you oh so chilly

So verse tack a backseat and come on for the ride
And marvel at my rhymes as I glide
And there will be no further need for you to guess
Gramblers the best rapper on ATS

a reply to: Ridhya

Oh look another person with some sort of nostalgia
Like back in the old days we would have cared about ya
Maybe its time for you to face the hard facts
People share what they want so deal with that

Complaining about other people getting flags and stars
Like some whiny kid getting jealous of others cars
Its ok dont be sad I'lll help you out of your bubble
but only if people give me stars for my trouble

Maybe people think the deep state and there perversion
Going after trump and supporters isnt just a diversion.
Maybe its one of the biggest conspiracies
That folks on ATS have ever seen

But thats ok you can just chose to be sad
and look back on the ATS you once had
It makes you just another one right down to the letter
Who complain about this site instead of making it better

a reply to: zosimov

I see you like to garden, probably helps you get fit
for this beatdown your taken leaving you covered in s**t
Maybe you should spend less time fertilizin your dirt
And work on your rappin so you dont get hurt

You talk about Orwell wells thats pretty neat
Cause calling your rap good is some strong double speak
War is Peace, other lies that be spreadin as right
Well now we got another lie, Zos's rappin has bite

Thats ok you tried so dont feel to bad
When you run into Grambler your time has been had
Time to read, relate and focus on my rhymes so fly
Then maybe you can finally rap like a guy

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Meatheads back this time with an Egyptian like slant
talking about the sphinx in some weird fan boy rant
Hey Stivic I got news youre not some cool djinn
More like that genie in Kazam that Shaq was in

And listening to your calling someone a nerd
Is like Rosie O'Donell making fun of her herd
Youre a sneak peak look at a super geek
Whose tongue in cheek leaks are overly weak

a reply to: sapien82

Oh look another critic trying to change this thread
who presents no raps and just complains instead
Hey heres an idea that you can maybe use
Why dont be quiet before you light my fuse

You say you see a lot of cat in the hat
Well thats better than you coming here like a rat
My rhymes are hot so you should probably relax
Im saving the thread Like a rappin Lorax

a reply to: Grambler

I spit quality not quantity Grambler stay hating off the jump black balling me
verse after verse of cat in the hat monotony, will I body you? probably!
So whats up B , I'ma correct # , put this herb a side, you'll be dead on this earth, monsanto monopoly
collect ya soul like mephistopheles, bitch why you bother me , you spit so awfully to me its a mystery
On some old school #, elevating my spirituality with divine wisdom blavatsky theosophy

breaking the laws of physics when I spit my minds in perpetual motion like the em-drive
this revolution starts now , you either ride or die , Im blowin up like Oklahoma in 1995

your punches are so weak they remind me of gravtational waves barely detectable
your opinions are so flawed like fascists and homophobes they rarely respectable


Ok thats all I've got for now hahaha
but seriously barpong is the way to go for a thread like this !

a reply to: sapien82

Sure seems like you are breaking laws of physics
but that just illusion cause your so pathetic
You say my words seem to be monotonous
But all of your flavor taste like a bottle of p**s

You think my punches are weak thats good for a laugh
I dont need to use violence to put you on your a**
Revolution, thats what you call your verse
I doubt even Zosimov could do any worse

Youre a mystery, a mental flea, intelligence vacancy, smoking tree,
Geez louise, a sleaze, making the thread freeze, with disease in an effort to appease,
Lyrical cheese, making me quease, like charging fees for monies,
Shaming you is a breeze , done with ease, as the keys to please belong to me

Now suck DEEZ!!!

a reply to: Grambler

Look out!
Grambler's having another bout of spouting out diarrhea of the mouth,
Rambler's wife is starting to pout she's not proud and having doubts and ideas about fleeing south,
See,
you try but can't mimic the talented and gifted Mike stivic,
I'm running clinics with liquid verbal pinpricks,
Bringing funky funny limericks for all you dim wits using my dip stick as lip stick,

Now put that shoe on cuz that shoe fits...




Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: sapien82

How long are you gonna harp on a thread on barpong,
If you got such a hard on go start one I hope it blows up like a car bomb,
When you go to a steakhouse I bet you order fish,
Then proceed to bitch when they don't serve your dish,
Look dude, it's ignorant and rude,
Here's some ludes to improve your mood,
Get nude, go cruise for dudes,
Then complain they don't have huge boobs...




Respectfully,
~ meathead

You call this illusion, but really what is reality ,in principle I observe you spit with uncertainty
so please believe I'll crush your windpipe until you cease to breath til your body is cold then 6 feet deep beneath me
Im gonna school you on this because I do it with ease, mass hysteria my words are weapons like a violent mimetic disease
I attack you as the enemy its a battle my G , its a fight to the death and you losing badly so easy to see
every line is the set up the thought of the strike
when you spit it you really duckin n weavin so you get the angles just right
you build up the energy throwin cross hooks n jabs with precision so tight

# hits hard and I aint talking blue meth speaking of heisenberg
now you know I punch fast and my lyrics colder than icebergs
so you never gonna see them coming, and you done , n yo your bitch ill just wife her
and be super respectful to her so she loves me , she say damn Sapien is some writer

So you can stay taking these L's cus you aint passin this test
you wont break me man because ive been so depressed
but i go hard mother#er watch me rise now as I beat my arms on your chest
something something something yer maw is a janitor at tesco # you im the best !

hahhah nice one man , peace

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Ill try a new format for you floormat
Ratta tat tat goes my verbal gat on your lyrical shat
Ill make you go splat like gnat,
Put a cork in your fat yap like Sammy Sosa's bat

Take a seat, beat your meat, admit defeat
Youd have to cheat to seem neat,
You're non discreet trying to be elite
But your rap feet lacks heat, like excrete from a teet

You git in the pit but your wit you forget
My eyes got spit and grit, im legit and dont quit
I like light fish and chip, like a brit with a fitbit
Now admit that you s**t, before I hit it and quit it

a reply to: sapien82

Dumb dodgy dirtbag declaring to deal in death
Dont dribble that dope on this daddys desk
Not dad in the sense that I have a kid
but In the way your mom calls me when I'm slidin it in

You claim that your gonna start beating your chest
Well beating yourself thats one thing you do best
And i find it no wonder you have been depressed
If lyics like these are what you show to impress

You say Im failing your test, well what what kind of quiz?
one where you see if like you i like j**z
Sorry pal Im afraid thats not how I roll
My game is bustin a GUT laughin at such a fool

a reply to: Grambler

Well, i weren't gonna rap some attacking shxt
But i guess you'll have to take the first hit
Warning at your door.. I know Wu-Shu
Could probably take out your whole damn crew

One more lyric before i hit the lyrical scriptures
I'm leaving you to fight with ya bitch's, I bet that itches
Naaa... I'm not gonna bother coz maybe you'll cry
need your Mother to sing you a sleepy lullalby

Onto something more conspiratorial
Can you rhyme conspiratorial? I can... your memorial
Oooh... it's time you got dressed up in black
Laid to rest, in the hearse on your back, Jack

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Wu shu? is that foreign for knowing how to suck
Why dont you learn to speak American you cuck?
We have the greatest country the worlds ever seen
So speak the language you dirty Frenchie

you mention my crew while I dont need one
Just me slamming you like Bonham hitting a drum
You think youll bury me? Thats good for a laugh
Your rhymes stink so bad I think you need a bath

a reply to: Grambler

I clean up your illicit pornagraphic comments with comet,
Then post explicit implicit photographs of you eating vomit,
Slather peanut butter on my Johnson and watch you glom it,
Your last rap was wack I face palmed it,
Your just a hobbit, bobbing on my bonnet,
Your spitting one liners, I'm producing sonnets,
In the tropics creating tonics that leave you catatonic,
Let's face it your hooked on my phonics,
I know you want more..


But I'm keeping it platonic....








Respectfully,
~meathead