There Will Be Blood- ATS Rap Battle

a reply to: Mike Stivic

You call me a hobbit like youre some how bragging
well sir you can call me Mr. Big Ball Saggins
I guess that makes you like some Uruk kai
Just an ugly slave to some evil big eyed guy

You talkin bout putting PB on your prick
As you no doubt do often to let your dog lick
But I think I will pass although you seem willing
Two inches of butter doesnt seem very filling

a reply to: Grambler

I wore a cape,
As I put bait on your plate,
In your crate,
Because the lab is paying prime rate,
For any ape or primate,
With a gape,
Whose been verbally raped,
Clutching a shake weight,
Your last rap was half baked,


A dollar short and a day late....






Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

A cape over your nape? surely you jape!
Youre a belligerent ape, a polite Severus Snape
Youll have to tape your mouth down as I leave it agape

Its time to call, out your crawl,
lyrical stall, hittin a wall, see your gall
once so tall, now so small, starting to bawl,
your cheap like Paul Malls, suffering a fall
Better call saul, cause its criminal y'all
My rhyming brawl, killin you just for lulz

Your RuPaul, Im Oates and Hall
Maneater is you as your scarfing down balls

originally posted by: Grambler
a reply to: Mike Stivic



Your RuPaul, Im Oates and Hall
Maneater is you as your scarfing down balls

Hahaha, you sir ,earned that star from me! Well played my friend...well played.

It's late bro I'll hit you back tomorrow, sleep well man, I had fun today with you!



Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Thanks for the compliment.

I was laughing for minutes at "Slather peanut butter on my Johnson and watch you glom it, "

Hilarious!

a reply to: Grambler

I see you aren't too intellectual
Have to make remarks consisting of sexual
Abuse... coz i guess you're one of those
I wonder do you get one when your wife takes off her clothes
If not, give her my sincere condolences
Not her fault she married a guy with other preferences
Anyways like I said before, I'm more for rhyming conspiratorial
So please please please don't be late for ya own memorial.

Yes i did already use conspiratorial and memorial
I thought that may be some kind of tutorial
For you to use more Intellect when you disect
Sit with a book and let that inject
Seek online if you must Oxford dic-tionary
Or play some old school board game pic-tionary
Whichever you choose, lay off the booze
It's time for me to go so now i'm hitting the

Snooze

a reply to: Grambler

a reply to: Grambler

I rhyme twice as nice, at double the price
You got that discount flow- two cents would suffice
Your cheap replications that you pass off as verses
fresh out the box to the trash with a volley of curses.
You’re Martin Shkreli, your flow is so smelly,
coming at me like the smell alone could fell me.
The most hated man in America
still you think they like you when they’re starin at ya.
I see you changed your flow, good you're trying to grow,
but diarrhea is just a different kind of poop don't you know.
When you draw for the duel you flash that fake gun
with the orange tip showing fool you better just run
I got a double barrel aimed that can cut you in two,
dual hemispheres form weapons here to bisect you.
Got that dangerous flow like I’m gunning with rugers
you got a false sense of confidence, Dunning-Kruger.

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Pictionary is not a game that I play
I prefer playing you, with rhymes all day
But Ill draw a picture for your mind to see
Me schoolin you boy like Rick schools Morty

You tell me I should try not to imbibe
Some libations in order to make me feel high
Well sorry like trump I am a teetotaler
Not with alcohol but with fake rappin jokers

Shouldnt you be out yelling at the sky
like your smelly friends of Wall st. occupy
So keep on whining and spreading your rancor
Cause I'm a 1 percent gangsta, a lyrical banker

a reply to: zosimov

In one way Im like Shkreli I just dont give a dang
And we both seem to be fans of the Clan, Wu Tang
Like Dirt Magirt, ODB rapping hard
As my album cover shows my foodstamp card

You say you are happy Im starting to grow
Your like some emo kid, Im like edgar a. poe
Your just whine and are sad, while a give great verses galore
People clamoring for me, but for you, Nevermore

You talk about using two barrels on me
More like casks of s**t you use futiley
Your offense is weak, mine is fast and hard
your like an expendable red shirt, Im Jean Luc Picard

a reply to: Grambler

Hrambler? Do you like what the wizards and Crooks do un this World? Do you like that they make us suffer whilst they live like kings for doing nothing except create money from thin air and loan it to us with excessive charges on top??

Well its seems there is not one fitting opponent
When it comes to ATS rap I own it
So Ill challenge the legend rap master rambler
That right, I mean me, the MC Grambler

You think your so great, dont hesitate,
but your trait is raps with no weight
Speaking of weight lose some fatty
Put down the donut and Ice version of Natty

A conceited jerk, no ethic to work
Thinking your some kinda rapping merc
Your rhymes are all so formulaic
In fact we all knew you would rhyme that with Gaelic.

See thats what I mean it makes no sense
But you thinking your effective like a border fence
Thats another thing, liking trump, whats up with that
You look like a chump with your MAGA hat

Why dont you just finally curl up and die
so everyone else can be done with your lies
Your on here bragging about women you plowed
To cover the fact your not well endowed

And leave it to you say things profane
Your mouths as disgusting as your weight gain
Shoulder hair, chest hair, and hair on your face
You look like an ugly homeless Chevy Chase

And how many times must the members explain
Bill hicks for you would feel great shame
So change your pic to something that represents you more
Like a fat smelly ugly hair covered star seeking whore

Lastly lets talk about how you make all these threads
About Hillary, Trump and even the feds
You ruining this site, a terrible sin
So just log off please, Make ATS Great Again

originally posted by: TruthxIsxInxThexMist
a reply to: Grambler

Hrambler? Do you like what the wizards and Crooks do un this World? Do you like that they make us suffer whilst they live like kings for doing nothing except create money from thin air and loan it to us with excessive charges on top??

Take anything said here with a grain of salt
My feelings dont matter when Im on the assault
But if you must know what really gets my nerve
Its elite corrupt banks and the Fed reserve

But even if somehow that means were in agreement
Doesnt mean on this thread youll get some sorta appeasement
Im coming at you and the rest of the prankers
Like Ron Paul coming at all the central bankers

a reply to: Grambler





This definitely made me laugh, right in the middle of boring work, thank you for that!

formulaic/Gaelic... and the next line... very funny, well played!

So...

Thought I'd drop one more to leave you Dyslexic
It's hectic... around here and frenetic
Man made flu's.. an epidemic and sceptic
Yes I'm a skeptic... don't believe the hype, it's memetics!
Ideas and beliefs go by the wayside if you let it
Powers that be want us to believe the books, do you get it?
Not use our own minds which will leave them sweating it
Hide underground, off the grid, we're a threat (to their system)
To their system, we have to make them regret
What they've done all these years, we can't let them forget
Coz they live like kings whilst we live in this debt
Man made cash... an illusion but yet it's offset
By us coz we're stuck in this system like a looping cassette

So glad that everyone's using this thread for creativity and for some good fun.



a reply to: Grambler

Reminds me of 8 Mile when Eminem disses himself.. (around 1:30) lol

originally posted by: zosimov
So glad that everyone's using this thread for creativity and for some good fun.

a reply to: Grambler

Reminds me of 8 Mile when Eminem disses himself.. (around 1:30) lol

Sort of like that... with none of the skill.

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Globalists, flowless elitists,
causing homeless, no trust, defeatists
Try to drop crops on pops to plactate the mob
But we shop top truth cleaning shop with a mop

Not just bankers, but also wankers with tankers
while we drive clankers and hanker for releasing our rancor
Say were killing earth will their billions worth
While we dont have a hearth to protect from their mirth

Pussy-hat pandering, powerful politicians pushing provocations
provin partisan appearein personable playing people like playstation

But dont have dread, were not dead, instead push ahead to the red,
Gain cred while we head

Where can we start? End the FED

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

See I can rap without attacking too
But I feel empty like a non wealthy dude
you thought Id say Jew but that thought is baseless
Im not one of those crazy alt right wing racists

Before I go just aa little advice
If you wanna sound more legit and your rap more nice
Its hard to look at you like some anti elite OG
when you finish your verse with so many emoji

a reply to: Grambler



Enjoy