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originally posted by: zosimov
Dear friends and fellow members of ATS, I bring you an outlet for all of your frustrations: an exclusive ATS Battle Rap where the t & c's APPLY but where, with some mental acuity, you might get away with some well wrought insults.
With love and respect for each of you, I will start this battle off right.
Always been brazen, eyes blazing, timid is not in my framing
Built a haven, can’t faze me, look kid I’ll do the shaming
If I scoff that you’re soft with a brain of cheesecloth
and the curds that remain are absurd blurbs, refrain
From profanity false vanity or baseless attacks-- use your words as weapons.
I will always blast back.
And lambast (but with class) your insolent a$s.
Time for a female to reign, your dog days are past.
I’m fast to the draw, I lay down the law, then unleash with a verbal onslaught
Leave you riddled with barbs, and I did it with bars, cross-fired and you got caught.
I’m A.I. on the floor, fact is, you’re practice, get me ready for the game
Not the tallest on the court, I ball with heart, leave you blokes broke ankled lame.
So just like when Plainview comes to town, There Will Be Blood
Don’t say I never warned ya, it’s in the title, now Eli-- here's a face full of mud.