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Scottish Conspiracies.

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posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 07:29 AM
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This was amazing.



I have no words to add to this.

Just figured it was about time someone actually posted a conspiracy on this site




posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 07:40 AM
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The closed captions has as much trouble as me trying to understand that weird language



posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 07:41 AM
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English Monks deliberately supplying cheap, government subsidised Bucky to Scotland to keep Scottish people drunk, passive, and subservient to England is the actual conspiracy.



posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 07:44 AM
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originally posted by: CulturalResilience
English Monks deliberately supplying cheap, government subsidised Bucky to Scotland to keep Scottish people drunk, passive, and subservient to England is the actual conspiracy.


Haha very true



posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 08:01 AM
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a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin


Buckfast sure as hell doesn't make people passive though.



posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 08:04 AM
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I meant passive in the non-participating political sense of the term.
a reply to: Painterz



posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 08:11 AM
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originally posted by: Indigent
The closed captions has as much trouble as me trying to understand that weird language

Keep listening, and you'll get the hang of it.
For example, "Disney" means "does not". That is why there are no Scottish conspiracy theories about Mickey Mouse. The explanations would get too confusing.



posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 08:15 AM
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a reply to: CulturalResilience
No theory about Scots and drinking would be complete without Rab C. Nesbitt.



edit on 1-1-2018 by DISRAELI because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 08:18 AM
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That is 5 minutes 55 seconds of my life i have been robbed off


Lucky i was multi tasking and rolling a fat one
while deep frying a Mars bar




posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 08:25 AM
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a reply to: stonerwilliam

Did you marinate the Mars bar in Irn-Bru first?



posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 08:32 AM
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a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

normally yes but today i marinated myself in whisky for 24 hrs first with a slight hint of M/j to the dressing




posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 08:37 AM
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originally posted by: stonerwilliam
That is 5 minutes 55 seconds of my life i have been robbed off


Lucky i was multi tasking and rolling a fat one
while deep frying a Mars bar



During my college days, I'd work late at our computer labs. Went out one night to a bakery that was open late and asked for a macaroni pie. They asked if I wanted it heated up. I said yes, thinking it would be microwaved. They deep fried it in the oil they use for the chips



posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 08:53 AM
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a reply to: stormcell



lashings of alcohol are needed to bring out the taste




posted on Jan, 1 2018 @ 12:52 PM
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a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin



Edit to Add: I just noticed this is in the Jokes forum! A bit slow on the uptake today!
edit on 1-1-2018 by AbdulAlhazred because: D'oh

edit on 1-1-2018 by AbdulAlhazred because: Removed links to Lockerbie bombing and Rudolph hess story - could be a bit of a Joke thread mood killer.....



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