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Twas The Night Before Christmas. . . . DBCowboy edition

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posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 01:15 PM
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Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore



'Twas the night before Christmas, we even took a poll,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a troll;
The postings were made by the threads with care,
In hopes that stars & flags soon would be there;

The posters were nestled all snug at their tablets;,
While visions of Pulitzers danced in their caplets;
And mamma in her disbelief, and I in my hat,
Still hadn't decided, if the earth was still flat,

When out on the net there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the desk to see what was the matter.
Away to Window Explorer I flew like a flash,
Tore open the tabs and threw up some trash.

The words in the post of the new written thread;
Gave the impression of hope in a world full of dread,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a porn pop-up and a coupon for beer,

With a little old moderator, lively and wise,
I knew in a moment it must be one of the new guys .
More rapid than chemtrails his ban-hammer deploy,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them "COWBOY";

"Now, IAMTAT! now, AUGUSTUS! now, SILLY and MULDER!
On, BIGBURGH! on SHAMROCK! on, NIGHTSTAR and KALI!
To the top of the homepage! to the top of the 'net!
Now post away! post away! post away and get!"

As dry heaves that came with some of my posts,
When they meet with an idea, that hurt just the most,
So up to the reply button the posters did press,
Me at the ready, wearing one of ZAZZ's dress.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the speaker
The NSA talk about a government leaker.
As I drew in a breath and spilled my martini,
An avatar of a hot babe, wearing a bikini.

She spoke not a word, but posted a meme,
And filled all the threads, with reddit themes,
I started to star but soon gave a pause,
What were the politics, what was the cause;

So I started a new thread, and poured some more booze,
And ignored all of yesterdays new.
So I'll sit back and say, without causing a fight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!




posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 01:25 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Ummm...so DB does stand for doucheba...erm...DOO BOP...

Cool...





YouSir



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 01:26 PM
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Xmas carols....git er done




posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 01:27 PM
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Damn. What you drinking. I want some.



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 01:33 PM
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a reply to: rickymouse

I think He's getting high off the fumes from his new smoker

edit on 24-12-2017 by Autorico because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 01:38 PM
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Once again, literally Hitler.

Gotta work on that DB.



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 01:42 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

First thoughts, thank God you didn't get another new appliance!

This was great, merry Christmas DB and all of ATS.



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 01:44 PM
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originally posted by: Autorico
a reply to: rickymouse

I think He's getting high off the fumes from his new smoker


Yeah, it seems like he will be smoking a lot of good stuff from now on. He must not have got it set up yet, he is still posting.



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 01:56 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I loved it DB.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! May 2018 and some high ranking Masons bring you more happiness and a Pulitzer..



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 02:03 PM
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posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 02:27 PM
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Merry Christmas DB!





posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 02:51 PM
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originally posted by: YouSir
a reply to: DBCowboy


Ummm...so DB does stand for doucheba...erm...DOO BOP...



It was the mention of Silly, wasn't it?

Like getting a lump of coal.



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 03:02 PM
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...and God Bless Us...EVERYONE!



...except for all the Reptilian, Illuminati, Spirit-Cooking, Pedophiles.
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posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 04:03 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Awww...
Thanks buddy!

My tablet keeps crashing😑.
Couldn't upload the enhanced Photoshop.

Happy Holidays and a Merry New Year!🤗😁🎅🎅🎅🎅🤶🤶🤶🤶🍾🥂



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 04:05 PM
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originally posted by: Autorico
a reply to: rickymouse

I think He's getting high off the fumes from his new smoker

Or he's hitting hard that new coffee maker.



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 04:21 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Thanks for the sentiment Tiny Tim . Merry Chirstmas to us . Its not for those naughty pie-men



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 05:11 PM
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That was delightful.




posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 05:21 PM
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JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!!!





edit on 24-12-2017 by ChesterJohn because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 05:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy





"Now, IAMTAT! now, AUGUSTUS! now, SILLY and MULDER! 
On, BIGBURGH! on SHAMROCK! on, NIGHTSTAR and

KALI


To the top of the homepage! to the top of the 'net! 
Now post away! post away! post away and get!"


Haven't seen Kali74 in weeks.
I'm worried about HER/him. We have our differences, but Kali74 has been going through a lot with her health. Anyone seen Kali?😐



posted on Dec, 24 2017 @ 05:33 PM
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originally posted by: projectvxn
Once again, literally Hitler.

Gotta work on that DB.


Yep.

All this work on a christmas song, yet no mention of any of the Jewish high holidays.

He might as well be goose stepping.




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