I Won. . . OMG. . . . . I won

a reply to: DBCowboy

It has a freaking chimney!.
could it smoke a baby pig whole?.

a reply to: DBCowboy

There's not a chance in hell that guy isn't a sexual predator. Shamperv

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I heard he fixed his erm....leakage problem....with flexseal.

Ever see him in his Snuggie? It's like a hairless cat swallowed a watermelon.

originally posted by: testingtesting

could it smoke a baby pig whole?.

Yeah, duh. You just need to keep pressure on the lid so it doesn't escape.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yea, I'm just glad he got the tag-away. Those skin tags were getting out of control.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Yea, I'm just glad he got the tag-away. Those skin tags were getting out of control.

Don't tell him but for Christmas I got him that sock putter oner thingy. Now he doesn't have to bend over and risk crashing through the floor.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Perfect! I'm sending him the PooTrap thing so his wife doesn't have to constantly steam clean the carpet.

originally posted by: JohnnyAnonymous
Hi... Sorry i'm late... I was told there was a ATS BBQ happening? I brought the Kool-AID
(Voice in background says... 'dont drink the kool-Aid')

a reply to: FauxMulder


I'm still glad he uses the Shake Weight I got him years ago.

At first he was pissed because the name confused him and he thought it was an actual shake he could drink. But now he uses that thing like the sexy bitch that he is. Cab fare included.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Sexy b!tch?

a reply to: Bigburgh


You know, I've seen him in a thong and I think the Weimaraner does it better.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If you got him the Bedazzler it would really take his street game to the next level.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
If you got him the Bedazzler it would really take his street game to the next level.

Ask him to tell you about the Kush Support I got for his buxom bod.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I hope you got him the giant brown one. Lot's of other kush social support on that page.

a reply to: FauxMulder


This one saved his relationship:

Forget trust and communication, for prices starting at just $29.99 (plus shipping and handling) you can have a better marriage. Created with the “same fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons,” the Better Marriage Blanket absorbs flatulent odors. What’s more, it makes a highly insulting wedding or anniversary gift. Visit bettermarriageblanket.com to say “goodbye” to Dutch Ovens and “hello” to marital bliss!

I've learned to be more subtle when grilling outdoors in my thong.

People kept trying to bring me Han Solo in carbonite.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Then it can do 2 baby pandas!
Mind you if we ring London zoo we could get aardvark...followed by a side of meerkat.

originally posted by: testingtesting
Then it can do 2 baby pandas!

Sounds like a typical Thursday at my lodge.

Today is 'Breakfast with Santa' but the kids don't realize we're prepping them for 'Dinner with Masons' tonight.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Unacceptable! The Dutch Oven is essential to any marriages sustainability. This product should be banned. It's like a product that takes away the small joys in life for no fricking reason. I bet a woman invented it.