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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

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posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:14 AM
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a reply to: Sillyolme




I played Doom in my Commodore 64.


AI confirmed!

Nice interview you two.

Fav line:




AM: Trump wins again, your last meal?

SI: Crow.






posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:16 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I remember a time before computers.

It was a mystical time. One of dinosaurs and dragons. We rode our horses to schools where we learned how to fix buggy's and the women-folk learned how to churn butter.


T'was a grand time, indeed...A time when men were Men...and women were Women.

...It was a time you could also crap in the street.



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:19 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


Did you just quote the beginning of Dickens' Tale of Two Cities?



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:22 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT


...It was a time you could also crap in the street.


Woah, wait.

You can't do that now?



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:22 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

This goes back to those chicks again doesn't it?



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:22 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


Did you just quote the beginning of Dickens' Tale of Two Cities?


Close.
Vonnegut's Hondo.



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:26 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: DBCowboy

This goes back to those chicks again doesn't it?



This is why women aren't allowed to vote.

It would interfere with their sammich making and tending to the babies.



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:29 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
Just so you know.
I have a memo that disputes this entire interview.

And I thought I was here for comedic relief.


When is Trump going to deClassify that memo ? 😧



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:36 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I remember a time before computers.

It was a mystical time. One of dinosaurs and dragons. We rode our horses to schools where we learned how to fix buggy's and the women-folk learned how to churn butter.



Women not only had to churn butter,they had to bake bread in order to make
sammies for their menfolk!



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:38 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: DBCowboy

This goes back to those chicks again doesn't it?



This is why women aren't allowed to vote.

It would interfere with their sammich making and tending to the babies.



What babies are you talking about here? I am waaay past my baby making time!



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:41 AM
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My kindle does that all the time. I type in one word it decides I meant another. Funny is when I type "he's" it substitutes "yes" and when I type in "yes" it substitutes "he's"it makes or of and of or. I have to read everything I type before I hit enter and I miss some of them. Lol. It's an agenda. I'm sure.



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:43 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

In days of old when knights were bold...



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:44 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Or as we refer to it Sale of two t*%&&.



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:46 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Ya never know what they got cookin.



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:48 AM
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a reply to: xuenchen

I'm gonna let you figure that out.

Lol



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:49 AM
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a reply to: xuenchen

P.S.
I have you honorable mention.
Just like we agreed.
edit on 242018 by Sillyolme because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:51 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

I have potatoes at gratin baking right now.
And your not getting any.
Na na na ...



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 10:52 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Guess we're both going out to pasture. Past out usefulness.



posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 11:09 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

NOW look what you've started.




posted on Feb, 4 2018 @ 11:20 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: mamabeth

Guess we're both going out to pasture. Past out usefulness.



We are not considered useless until we can no longer make sammies.



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