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posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 07:32 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Yea, yea. Once this bum finally pays up I'll give it to ya. He's been ducking me for a few millennia. Finally found his ass tho, on the internet of all places.


Good things I made dat fool Al Gore to creates de internets, now wez gots free porn and a wayz to speak wit God.




posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 07:35 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Yea, yea. Once this bum finally pays up I'll give it to ya. He's been ducking me for a few millennia. Finally found his ass tho, on the internet of all places.


Good things I made dat fool Al Gore to creates de internets, now wez gots free porn and a wayz to speak wit God.


I think god sent this thread to hell. Hahahaaaaa!



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 07:38 AM
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originally posted by: Tundra
I think god sent this thread to hell. Hahahaaaaa!


Lord Cthulhu has an even worse place lined up for you than that.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 07:48 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

god dammit, I think we've scared him off again. I may never get you dat tree fitty



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 07:51 AM
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Dear God,

I have one simple question. Why?

Thank you for your unending and non-judging unconditional love. Awaiting your answer with fervent and out-stretched hands.

Your disobedient servant,

LightSpeedDriver



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 07:53 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
god dammit, I think we've scared him off again. I may never get you dat tree fitty


How he gonna damn it when he nots even heres? You so stupid, Lucy, like yo poppa.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 07:54 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Tundra
I think god sent this thread to hell. Hahahaaaaa!


Lord Cthulhu has an even worse place lined up for you than that.


Davy Jones Locker?



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 07:55 AM
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originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: VengefulGhost

I will turn water into blood and feed the birds.





Is this like a hobby for you ?



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 07:57 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I just wanted to type a little 'g' again and


edit on 19-10-2017 by FauxMulder because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 08:15 AM
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originally posted by: Tundra
Davy Jones Locker?


Not R'lyeh.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 08:16 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder


Cthulhu likes pizza.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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Wow. God. THIS is AWESOME.
There's just so much I want to ask you...I don't know where to start.

What can you tell us regarding:

1.) Abortion

2.) Chem trails

3.) Hillary Clinton

4.) Bigfoot



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 09:06 AM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

Oh, my,...that was masterful.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 09:10 AM
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originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: jokei

Read above


It doesn't answer how an "all-powerful" being is borderline literate.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 09:19 AM
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God....Why are you ignoring us?

Also...HOW can the omnipotent and omniscient supreme Deity be "offline"?
(Unless you are currently busy giving Kim Jong Un a case of terminal herpes...you have some 'splainin' to do.)



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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If you are the onetruegod, maybe you could clear something up for me ? Should we call you Elohiym or Yehovah ? Also, why did you give us free will and then call it sin, when we use it improperly ?



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 09:27 AM
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a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Hey Rod, What are slim jims made of ?

Also Dog, the Donald's hair ..... Plugs or not ?


Thanks for your time Gord.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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a reply to: conspiracytheoristIAM

I thought it was Yeshua ?



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 09:48 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

God....Why are you ignoring us?


He needed nappy time.

Exhausting being god and all, ya know?



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 09:50 AM
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a reply to: TheOneTrueGod


Chatting with God begin now.

I am your God.


Hi Allah!



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