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posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 03:49 AM
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a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

YooHoo,

Cod winner here.

I'm going to bed right now.
Thanks Cod I mean God.

ahhhh,

bally




posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 03:49 AM
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a reply to: DAVID64

Clearly you are not one of them.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 03:51 AM
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Dear God,

Is masturbation really a sin? Asking for a friend. Thank you.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 03:52 AM
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Hahahaaaa. I hear there is better food at the strip clubs in hell. God you are such a joker. Cheers big ears!



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 03:53 AM
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a reply to: skepticalguy

There is a medical condition where you have too or you die.

If you do not have this medical condition than yes if you lust.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 03:54 AM
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a reply to: Tundra

Clearly you know nothing about Hell. I have the keys to death and the hades.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 03:55 AM
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originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: intrptr

He is dead. Some sins can not be forgiven.


George Carlin will never 'die'. He had more truth in his pinky than you, poser.

In fact you are in more danger for falsely Impersonating a religious deity.

Thats called Heresy.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:00 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

Hang on, wait a bit mate. God's gonna give me the Lat and Long coordinates to Catch a South Eastern Cod without being bothered by the authorities, IN A DREAM,

Crikey, give it 24 hours. Its late here but I'll be out first thing in the morning. I'll post my results.

Cheers and beers,

bally



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:00 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

All things on Earth will be forgotten except the words of the Lord, and I am not in any danger. You are the one in danger. Heresy is speaking what you do not know and claiming it's true or false. Which you are clearly doing. My mouth is a double edge sword.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:01 AM
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a reply to: bally001

Believe first in faith.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:02 AM
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Got thirsty reading all this .
So how bout ya make yourself useful an turn some water to wine . An while ya at it get everyone some sandwiches .



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:02 AM
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a reply to: bally001

I am trying to ask God where I can catch a south eastern cod,


You wasting your time, God will make you a fisher of men, not south eastern cod...



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:06 AM
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a reply to: Tellurian

Oh!

Second line,
Oh.....sorry.

bally



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:07 AM
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originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: Tundra

Clearly you know nothing about Hell. I have the keys to death and the hades.


You should be on deaf comedy jam. Can you bring that back god?



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:07 AM
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a reply to: Tellurian




God will make you a fisher of men,


I thought women were the fisher(s) of men. Well I suppose your take would explain why so many priests are like they are if they know God fishes for them.

So many delightful POVs to make replies.

Thread is wanker's ville.

P



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:08 AM
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originally posted by: Tellurian

a reply to: bally001

I am trying to ask God where I can catch a south eastern cod,


You wasting your time, God will make you a fisher of men, not south eastern cod...




Sooooooo.....homosexuality is OK then?



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:08 AM
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smh. I told you you were messin' with the wrong people.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:09 AM
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a reply to: pheonix358

I am right down the road.



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:09 AM
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a reply to: TheOneTrueGod


All things on Earth will be forgotten...

No, they won't.


Heresy is speaking what you do not know and claiming it's true or false.

Like claiming Godhood?



posted on Oct, 19 2017 @ 04:10 AM
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a reply to: pheonix358

Strewth mate!

I'm out.

Don't want to be considered a wanker.

Respectfully,

bally



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