posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 09:50 PM
I have awesome ideas for Halloween cards:
"Happy Halloween! I hope you aren't horribly murdered..."
"This Halloween season, may your poltergeists be benevolent..."
"May your zombie experience be fruitful, and may your head-shots be accurate!"
I'd like to see a card with a pop-up voodoo doll that can be customized with included stickers pack and hat-pins...
Kids cards could be fun as well:
"It's time for trick-or-treating; hope you make it home alive!"
"When the dead arise this All-Hallows Eve, remember that we have your house keys..."
"May your eggs fly true, may your toilet paper arc with ease, and may your flaming bags of dog poo be properly stamped out... mom and dad
"Mommy and daddy lied... the monster under your bed is very real... and is hungry! Happy Halloween!
I could go on...