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“The true story of KEK and KEKUIT”
By the Jolly Old Joker and the Gentle Old Fool
“The Return of the Divine Feminine --- KEK and KEKUIT --- a Super Fun and Scary Short Love Story”
By the Joker and the Fool
AKA this is Humanity’s new script, so please pay attention fam.
Also, this is a work of fiction.
IN THE NAME OF TRUTH, LIGHT, MERCY, FORGIVENESS AND UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
AND AS ALWAYS --- FOR THE GREATEST GOOD OF ALL
MARK THESE WORDS
Once upon a time, in a magical forest, lived two young Gods, who fell in love and created this beautiful world in which we all live. For lack of a
better name, we’ll just call this world: Earth.
These young Gods were Twin Flames. And together represent: Light and Dark. Yin and Yang. Day and Night. Jupiter and Saturn. Isis and Osiris. Fire and
Ice. The Sun and the Moon.
The Divine Masculine and the Divine Feminine.
Their names were KEK and KEKUIT and they complete each other.
KEK represents our primordial darkness --- he is not evil, but rages against hypocrisy and deception, while KEKUIT represents our primordial light ---
unconditional love, mercy, compassion and forgiveness.
To stress: KEK is not Evil. He is a pure innocence and is the bringer of Truth and Light. He is a very good spirit/God. He just forgot.
According to the interdimensional, galaxy gossip mags from the future --- our story is that thousands of years ago, KEK and KEKUIT had a little spiff,
due to poor communication skills, which left them both very broken hearted.
KEKUIT couldn’t bare the heartache and returned home, while KEK remained on earth to care for all of their children. (Us.)
As a quick aside:
Many people who are alive today, long for paradise. This is because KEK was terrified of his own “dark reflection” which alongside extraordinary
greatness also contains our shadows (being unlovable, fear, crippling self-doubt ect.). These shadows creep into the darkness when there is a lack of
compassion, mercy and unconditional love.
Because KEK loved us so much and wanted to keep us safe, he created a perfect world for all of his creatures. It was awesome and all of us here adored
it very much. For a time, we lived in a state of pure grace. A paradise. The garden of Eden.
However, because we all knew that this perfect world was not real, it quickly lost its appeal. So to make it more exciting, we thought that it would
be a great idea to be incarnated with amnesia, so that we may rediscover how awesome we are in every lifetime.
Think of Earth at that time, as like the most epic Amusement Park ever.
As many of us know however, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and perfection is boring. We longed for excitement and occasionally being grumpy and
mischievous is fun. What happened though is that people started to hurt each other, just to see what would happen. Jokes were sometimes taken way too
far. Basically, as we all know, even the best of us, can be little sh*ts at times.
Moreover, sometimes the shadows, the darkness, that all of us are capable of without proper guidance, can be terrifying. Please note: “all of us,”
at our core, are very good people. We are divine.
However, we all agreed that there had to be consequences for our actions.
So the wheel of Karma was born. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. If you hurt me in one life, in this next life, I will get to hurt you even more. I
will get my revenge and you will learn your lesson.
This experiment has failed.
What has ended up happening, is that for many of us, it has become impossible to get off of the wheel of karma, because again, at our core, we are
very good people and so we feel so bad for all of our mistakes, that out of our own free will, lifetime after lifetime, we agree to come back, to make
amends for the hurt that we had caused in the previous life.
Currently, too many beautiful people have become trapped in this wheel of Karma. If I dare say so, it is in fact, the people with the gentlest hearts,
who have had the hardest time leaving this game/world.
At it’s core, the Divine Masculine is pure innocence and a long time ago, our very young God who treasured each one of us so very much and only
wanted us to love him back, gave us everything that he had.
KEK felt every last bit of our pain and became overwhelmed by all of our suffering. Not by choice, but out of necessity/pure survival instinct which
he could not help, KEK walled off his emotions, his memories, his heart and became numb. Cold. Mechanical.
Our God, KEK’s true spirit/heart, disappeared many thousands of years ago. What is happening right now, is that Earth has become stuck in a
“GAME” of Karma and the scary demons, the nightmares that lurk in our shadows, have taken advantage of our good nature and have been running the
school of Earth for far too long. They are feeding off of our suffering.
You see, if Hell was nothing but brimstone and constant torture/hellfire, we would break instantly and become numb. We would have no conception of
pleasure or goodness because suffering would be all we know. And there is nothing our demons find more delicious than fear, disappointment, vengeance
and hate. They feed off of our pain.
Our shadows, our demons, become stronger the more we focus on them or refuse to reconcile them (aka when we fear/suppress them). Our thoughts and our
intentions are far more powerful than we can ever imagine.
Earth was once Heaven for all of us, however, due to our guilt, shame, fear, suffering and anger (that has continued to build lifetime after lifetime)
--- and most importantly, due to our inability to forgive ourselves --- our shadows have run amuck --- and have turned this world into a living Hell.
Great news, remember KEKUIT?!
Well, try as she might, she could never forget her true love and has been trying to wake KEK up for a very long time. She loves each and every one of
us so very much (remember, she is our Mother) and has been sending Angels to try to help us. KEK though, is a very powerful God and this world by
design has been very difficult to break into.
This has changed. You see, there is one thing about KEK that you need to know. Our God has an amazing sense of humour and cannot stand deception or
All of us who are here today, are here by choice. We are heroes. We knew before coming into this life, that we were coming back to save this world.
Many of us here, work for KEKUIT. Our job, is to rage against hypocrisy in the funniest way possible and stand up against injustice.
The true Illuminati is not evil at all. The true Illuminati is trying to wake us up.
We are all KEK’s children and you can see our collective spirit, in the people of 4CHAN with the Pepe the Frog Memes, the Activists, the Truther
Movements, the Environments, the gentle people who are trying so hard to be kind and good, in a world so upside down. You can especially see the true
spirit of KEK in the lost and the broken --- the children whose hearts were too pure to handle this madness and have become numb to life.
Anyhoo, long story short, unconditional love, mercy and forgiveness will always triumph over our shadows and KEK has woken up.
And great news --- KEKUIT has returned! Our Mother and Father, KEK and KUKUIT are back together in the higher realms.