If our butts were ... horizontal.

I saw this picture doing the rounds (although I can't post it), but the caption reads: "If our butts were horizontal we'd clap going up the stairs".

A politician's nightmare: "Is that applause I hear?"
No, it's just 10 000 people flapping their butts while running down the stairs when you opened your mouth.

That's racist. Odds alone dictate somewhere in our universe there is a race of being with horizontal butts.

I'm truly offended.

a reply to: EternalShadow

Indeed, who knows? We might once evolve to have vertical mouths and horizontal posteriors.

I'd think people would ride horses and motorcycles sideways, like damsels in distress (for entirely different reasons though - better grip).

The evolution of the future woman.

Honey I can do my make-up, my hair and still Facebook a selfie while driving.

Oh yeah, how you gonna change gears?

With my butt silly.


And it does help to carry an extra bag.

a reply to: halfoldman WTF wow this really made my night. Thank you.

Music with the castanets would be more popular.

Clickity click say the fingers.

Clickity clickity click click says the butt.

a reply to: halfoldman

No more builders bum....
No more thongs riding 5 inches up girls (or boys) backs...
No more atomic wedgies....
No more teaching which way to wipe....
Nowhere to park bikes....
No more twerking....

It’s a win win really

Well # me sideways , no more putting hand on hips , or doing the Macarena.

Who's bad .

Well now, that would just be horribly awful. :O

I do quite enjoy some of the things the vertical bum offers.

a reply to: halfoldman

Yours isn"t?

I fear I have said too much. (But I think I finally understand why my undies bunch up EVERY DAY!)

a reply to: Leonidas

Getting mighty confused here on which way to turn.

There's only one solution:

I dunno, it seems to me that Kim Cardashian's bum...or whatever her name is, is probably horizontal, well most of the time.