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If our butts were ... horizontal.

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posted on Sep, 20 2017 @ 11:16 PM
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I saw this picture doing the rounds (although I can't post it), but the caption reads: "If our butts were horizontal we'd clap going up the stairs".

A politician's nightmare: "Is that applause I hear?"
No, it's just 10 000 people flapping their butts while running down the stairs when you opened your mouth.




posted on Sep, 20 2017 @ 11:19 PM
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That's racist. Odds alone dictate somewhere in our universe there is a race of being with horizontal butts.

I'm truly offended.




posted on Sep, 20 2017 @ 11:22 PM
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a reply to: EternalShadow

Indeed, who knows? We might once evolve to have vertical mouths and horizontal posteriors.



posted on Sep, 20 2017 @ 11:27 PM
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I'd think people would ride horses and motorcycles sideways, like damsels in distress (for entirely different reasons though - better grip).

edit on 20-9-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 20 2017 @ 11:43 PM
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The evolution of the future woman.

Honey I can do my make-up, my hair and still Facebook a selfie while driving.

Oh yeah, how you gonna change gears?

With my butt silly.


And it does help to carry an extra bag.
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posted on Sep, 20 2017 @ 11:51 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman WTF wow this really made my night. Thank you.




posted on Sep, 21 2017 @ 01:33 AM
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Music with the castanets would be more popular.

Clickity click say the fingers.

Clickity clickity click click says the butt.



posted on Sep, 21 2017 @ 03:06 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman

No more builders bum....
No more thongs riding 5 inches up girls (or boys) backs...
No more atomic wedgies....
No more teaching which way to wipe....
Nowhere to park bikes....
No more twerking....

It’s a win win really



posted on Sep, 21 2017 @ 03:18 AM
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Well # me sideways , no more putting hand on hips , or doing the Macarena.

Who's bad .



posted on Sep, 21 2017 @ 03:26 AM
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Well now, that would just be horribly awful. :O

I do quite enjoy some of the things the vertical bum offers.

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posted on Sep, 21 2017 @ 04:24 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Yours isn"t?

I fear I have said too much. (But I think I finally understand why my undies bunch up EVERY DAY!)



posted on Sep, 21 2017 @ 06:51 AM
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a reply to: Leonidas

Getting mighty confused here on which way to turn.

There's only one solution:




posted on Sep, 21 2017 @ 03:41 PM
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I dunno, it seems to me that Kim Cardashian's bum...or whatever her name is, is probably horizontal, well most of the time.







 
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