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posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 02:28 AM
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Share an example of life before Political Correctness took over your personal life. Your opinions. Your freedom to share your humor as you perceive it.


The world has changed so much, people can't even laugh at themselves anymore.


Post here.

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posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 02:56 AM
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a reply to: ADSE255

I don't remember a time PC took over any aspect of my life...

how about you?




posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 03:01 AM
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a reply to: Akragon

I remember when I could buy mayo without being called a mighty white racist cracker.
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posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 03:09 AM
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a reply to: ADSE255

lol.. i've never seen that time

Though admittedly...

If i was buying mayo and someone busted that line on me... i'd be rollin on the floor




posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 03:23 AM
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a reply to: Akragon

Well it happened to me not 2 weeks ago by some black Texan and his white gf. And yes I laughed. I also told them white people have to too.



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 03:26 AM
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a reply to: ADSE255

well thats tragic... doesn't happen here

I mean... im sure it might somewhere

ignorant folk are everywhere




posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 03:28 AM
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a reply to: Akragon

It's ok, just stupid yong people having fun.



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 03:37 AM
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a reply to: ADSE255

so...

where you live racism extends to preferred condiments?




posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 04:19 AM
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a reply to: Akragon

No. That's what confused me most. But I'm such a good natured kind of human being, I take that # in stride and carry on unaffected by it's trance.



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 08:00 AM
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a reply to: Akragon

Now I'm confused.

Should I use black pepper or white ?

Or do I use a blend that incorporates red, green and yellow peppercorns ?

Beware the non - PC condiments ... they may contain undisclosed racial alliances using this spice...
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posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 08:01 AM
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Now I am considering insects and the connotations relating to colour alone !


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posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 09:29 AM
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I was working with an engineer named John who told me this funny story. A guy in John's company named Joel was working on a computer system for his company. John reviewed the design and then told Joel, "There's no way this system will scale. If you put this into production it will fail miserably." But Joel put it into production anyway because his bonus depended on it. And the system immediately failed from the load. So my friend John then says to Joel, "Just because you use a toilet everyday doesn't make you a master plumber." Very funny.



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 10:33 AM
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a reply to: Akragon

Alright, admit it, you guys would still have belittled me standing in line with my quart jar of Miracle Whip, or at least smirked at my free choice in life.



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 01:21 PM
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One of my friends is a police officer. He was telling me about a time where he attended a domestic, with his Sargeant.
He says all the lights were switched off, and as he ran upstairs, he tripped. As he got up, he saw two pairs of eyes staring at him. And growling. As they went for him, His Sargeant turned on the light and my mate grabbed both dogs, banged their heads together and lobbed them down the stairs.

Thought that was hilarious
(I love dogs, just not aggressive ones)



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 01:35 PM
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a reply to: ADSE255

Funny how things change.

In junior high I was one of the few Hispanic guys. Now I'm one of the few white guys at the workplace.



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 01:55 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: ADSE255

Funny how things change.

In junior high I was one of the few Hispanic guys. Now I'm one of the few white guys at the workplace.



The more things change, the more they stay the same.



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 01:56 PM
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originally posted by: Aliensun
a reply to: Akragon

Alright, admit it, you guys would still have belittled me standing in line with my quart jar of Miracle Whip, or at least smirked at my free choice in life.


Miracle Whip's got nothing on Hellman's!
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posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 03:53 PM
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Once upon a time I was quite fond of imbibing some booze here and there.

I met a girl in college who was a "liitle person" (dumb name but whatever).

So she is sitting beside me at the bar, and we are watching some game or somethinng, just joking around and talking.

She eventually says something and asks my opinion on it.

I don't know why, but in my head all I could think was "Please God don't tell her you are SHORT tempered". Being that I was drunk I start laughing at my own internal dialogue. She asks me whats going on and I can't spit it out.

Finally, I tell her I don't want to tell her what I am thinking because she may get short tempered with me.

She laughed and proceeded to make fat jokes at my expense for the next couple hours (many were quite good).

We became great friends and jokes with each other all the time.



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 04:17 PM
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originally posted by: Aliensun
a reply to: Akragon

Alright, admit it, you guys would still have belittled me standing in line with my quart jar of Miracle Whip, or at least smirked at my free choice in life.


only because Miracle whip is nasty... lol




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