Man Stabbed After Haircut Gets Him Mistaken For A Neo-Nazi

Joshua Witt, 26, escaped his brush with hairdo-doom with a defensive slice to the hand and three stitches.
“Apparently, my haircut is considered a neo-Nazi statement,” he told The Post Saturday, as his account on Facebook garnered 20,000 shares.

Witt says he’d just pulled in to the parking lot of the Steak ’n Shake in Sheridan, CO.

“All I hear is, ‘Are you one of them neo-Nazis?’ as this dude is swinging a knife up over my car door at me,” he said.

“I threw my hands up and once the knife kind of hit, I dived back into my car and shut the door and watched him run off west, behind my car.

“The dude was actually aiming for my head,” he added.

“I was more in shock because I was just getting a milkshake.”

Man Stabbed After Haircut Gets Him Mistaken For A New-Nazi

This is a perfect analogue to the entirety of the Antifa movement..

The most ironic part is their protestation that words(free speech) and actions are not correlative...
Well, stabbing a person for exercising their free right to cut their hair is kinda fascist FYI

Just imagine if a neo-Nazi stabbed a white dude with a great tan for being black...
Congressional investigations would ensue and Trump would have to tear down tanning salons or at the very least condemn them to the highest degree...

Anyhow, we have no clue what the suspect looks like but since no description is listed we can simply guess...

So grow your hair men so as not to have the progressives stab you when you go for a milkshake...

-Chris

Sounds like a made up story of a self harmer trying to capitalise for 15 minutes of fame, using the recent Neo-Nazi news.

I don't believe him.

Looks like an attention seeker as well.

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
Sounds like a made up story of a self harmer trying to capitalise for 15 minutes of fame, using the recent Neo-Nazi news.

I don't believe him.

Looks like an attention seeker as well.

If he's lying do u think Trump knew?
And when did he know?

-Chris

originally posted by: Christosterone

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
Sounds like a made up story of a self harmer trying to capitalise for 15 minutes of fame, using the recent Neo-Nazi news.

I don't believe him.

Looks like an attention seeker as well.

If he's lying do u think Trump knew?
And when did he know?

-Chris

Obama probably told the stabber that the stabbee is a white supremacist.

On the bright side, maybe people will stop getting that douchey type of haircut.

When the sole conditions for being a Nazi are to look like one, we have serious problems.

Just how weak are the men of US.
To weak to deal with a bunch of kids with silly hats ?
Deal with Antifa allready and move on.

He looks "Russian"

Not Hair supremacist dumb snip antifas.

Herr supremacist!

www.thefreedictionary.com...

Looks like another deep-state actor!

By the way, already been posted. More than once.

a reply to: Christosterone



Dumbass should've stuck with the Man Bun.

originally posted by: neo96
Not Hair supremacist dumb snip antifas.

Herr supremacist!

www.thefreedictionary.com...

Haar[hair] supremacist to be exact. Herr Rassist sounds weird too.

a reply to: Perfectenemy

My bad.

I thought all white nationalists went around speaking with german accents.

There is "something in the water", people!

Let me take a shot at this:

This guy better find a new Herr Stylist.

originally posted by: queenofswords
There is "something in the water", people!

FLuoride!

originally posted by: queenofswords
There is "something in the water", people!

In the water swimming deep and evil and sinister.

originally posted by: LesMisanthrope
When the sole conditions for being a Nazi are to look like one, we have serious problems.

Bald men will now be called skinheads.
Especially if they seem too young to be naturally bald....

originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: Perfectenemy

My bad.

I thought all white nationalists went around speaking with german accents.

That's the thing. Supremacist just means Rassist[racist] in german. I strongly believe the majority of american people have no idea what a "real" Nazi is supposed to be.

Well... being a slighty colored person...I've been mistaken for northern African to Asian because people just can't stop judging people by their looks.
So...this is may be serious.
Thought it was a joke really.

You look good dude!
Nothing wrong with you. Live on.