Skeery Monsters!!

I saw these skeery monsters in the garden this morning!!







Surely this is a serious "conspiracy"!!!

RUN!
RUN LIKE HELL!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

How did you get them to hold still for the pictures?

Too blurry. All I see are shadows and photoshop.
FAKE!

Fake news!! They are friendly folk, ones a sheriff!!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Swamp gas or sun flare off the lens.

Relax.

a reply to: SBMcG

Major distraction! I did some "hocus pocus" and threw some Mandela Effect out on them. They just froze!

originally posted by: shlaw
Too blurry. All I see are shadows and photoshop.
FAKE!

Nope.
CGI
Or
Swamp gas.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Do they bite?!? The second one looks like it might be poisonous.

a reply to: jafo1973

According ro my research, the second one is Toadimus Lickimus Crapolious. He doesn't bite, but he tastes like S#...according to my trained attack dog, toad and snake killer (dogs). We put Toadimous LIckimus out there to discourage other toadimus followers, but now he has apparently been anointed "King" of the Lickimus genus. So now, we have a "revival" meeting of toads (of sorts) every morning. Plenty of belching, (pharting), and general carrying on!

In the words of one of our greatest members - Its a rock - Pareidolia
Peace...

a reply to: butcherguy

Trust me, these are 100% real photographs!!!

Trust me, Toadicus Lickimus is very closely related to Toadicus Barficus...both are a very diabolical strain of the Toadicus genus.!!

OMG! Is there evidence that there are more of them elsewhere????
Is it safe to go outside?????
Are they taking over????
Do I need to protect myself???? We have a very strict firearms law here in the UK.
Or are they friendly????
Is it safe to feed them????
Advice about the best course of action please....

Rainbows
Jane

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
The placement of the camera in the first picture is choice... back and to the left.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Times to call Mufon...

originally posted by: Wreckclues
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Times to call Mufon...

He's got something right- the size. Probably a first
for him.

You know . . . I used to work in a small town PD where our dispatch would get calls about 4 times a week from this old lady whom lived by herself. Every time she was calling to complain about her garden gnomes attacking her house and trying to get her. So, every so often we (the on-duty officers) would do something like turn which way the gnomes were facing, move them closer to the house, or just put tin-foil hats on them. But in our defense, we only did this when she was really driving our dispatcher bonkers.

Oh, almost forgot. One of our dispatchers did take the time once to walk her through the construction of a protective tin-foil hat for herself as well as a cereal box skirt. (What the cereal boxes were for, I couldn't tell ya. But she did wear the stuff.)

Aww so cute

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk


Bring it on sherriff , yep thats right , i got dinosaur dna .