posted on Jun, 12 2017 @ 12:01 AM
You know . . . I used to work in a small town PD where our dispatch would get calls about 4 times a week from this old lady whom lived by herself.
Every time she was calling to complain about her garden gnomes attacking her house and trying to get her. So, every so often we (the on-duty
officers) would do something like turn which way the gnomes were facing, move them closer to the house, or just put tin-foil hats on them. But in our
defense, we only did this when she was really driving our dispatcher bonkers.
Oh, almost forgot. One of our dispatchers did take the time once to walk her through the construction of a protective tin-foil hat for herself as
well as a cereal box skirt. (What the cereal boxes were for, I couldn't tell ya. But she did wear the stuff.)
edit on 6122017 by JDeLattre89
because: Because I can.