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posted on May, 1 2017 @ 03:26 AM
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I frequently get offered young islamic chicks from around the world for (presumably) marriage.

Which is strange as i mostly browse fat white chicks when it comes to porn.



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 06:50 AM
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a reply to: Groot

Many of us stay logged in...some for months and years at the time. Stay signed in....click and go...everytime.

In fact...every site I visit...I never signed in...not at least in the last 10-12 years. Once in awhile for reset...but thats it.

PS NO ads, auto=play videos, page covers...none of that...omly 1 small changing ad on all devices with all sites..including this one



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 06:53 AM
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originally posted by: grainofsand
I had an advert for a sexually transmitted diseases dating site not so long ago lol



Hmmm... Herpes wept at the unforeseen marriage between Chlamydia and Gonhorrea but Wart remained strangely unmoved, rooted to the spot as it were.

Candida made a lovely flowergirl and Syphilis triumphed as a (rather unwanted) bridesmaid.




posted on May, 1 2017 @ 07:32 AM
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a reply to: berenike

Lol, I read that as a Greek tragedy!
...and for the record I've never had an STD...but if I did I'd probably use that dating site



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 09:10 AM
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originally posted by: smurfy

fellowfolk,


Brilliant! I am so stealing that!



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 09:18 AM
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originally posted by: skalla
I frequently get offered young islamic chicks from around the world for (presumably) marriage.

Which is strange as i mostly browse fat white chicks when it comes to porn.


Alongside army recruitment ads, I frequently get offers to 'date Russian women in my way'. Frankly, if any Russians get in my way, last thing I will be thinking of is dating them. I'd most probably politely ask them to step aside and under some circs, may resort to Anglo-Saxon.



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 05:45 PM
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originally posted by: Misterlondon
It's because the word trump is used on this website on a daily basis, more than the next 3 put together...

Also your search history will have something to do with it..
i never get ads like that.. mine are all for penis enlargement and hot singles in my area..


You would think pornhub or where to buy large quantities of MRI's would show up on mine.

At least that would be relevant.




posted on May, 1 2017 @ 06:40 PM
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Haha that's pretty funny, looking for help on a conspiracy site, how ironic.

Must be the new way to stay secret.




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