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This Picture is the Funniest Thing I have Seen in Awhile

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posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 04:21 PM
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I was getting ready to log on ATS when I noticed this ad to the left.
Took a screen shot of it.
Talk about a WTF moment.

LOL !





















posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 04:25 PM
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It's hard getting good help these days.



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 04:28 PM
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a reply to: Groot

Pretty cute


Personally I'm applying to Shills 'R Us instead.



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 04:32 PM
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a reply to: Groot

I got ads for joining the NSA for a couple months straight and only on this site. It was right after i got a new laptop so i know i had no related search history. I felt special



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 04:35 PM
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I know these ads can be based on your search history, but , believe me, I have not been anywhere near any government agencies.





posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 04:58 PM
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a reply to: Groot

I was getting C.I.A. career ads for awhile.

Lol. Only on ATS




posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 05:41 PM
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Better than getting a giant rubber P-noose add like a post from the other day.
They must want people like the ATS crowd for their alternative outlook and forward thinking.
I'm pretty sure we could solve all the worlds problems. Barring a few extremist L and R on here.



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 05:46 PM
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The secret service recruiting from this shower on ATS....WAIT! maybe there is a rationale there somehow.


For all the hard of seeing fellowfolk,

files.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 05:50 PM
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My first thought was we've gotten so good at debunking here OF COURSE recruiting from the membership makes sense!!!

It was CGI
It was a chinese lantern
Nothing to see here, move along
Pictures or it didn't happen

We'd have to be kept away from the False Flag events tho....far away!!




posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 06:01 PM
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I'm surprise the agency hasn't been outsourced to companies who hire foreign nationals.



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 06:20 PM
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originally posted by: dfnj2015
I'm surprise the agency hasn't been outsourced to companies who hire foreign nationals.


They already done that years ago...whuddaya think runs the telephone companies that they use for shsss..spying.



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 06:25 PM
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a reply to: Groot

Ugh, why are you using he horrid light theme?



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 06:41 PM
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originally posted by: trollz
a reply to: Groot

Ugh, why are you using he horrid light theme?


LOL !

I don't, it changes to the dark page after I log in.




posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 07:30 PM
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a reply to: Groot

You log in and out?



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 07:31 PM
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It makes sense for the Secret Service to recruit from our membership.

They know that at the first sniff of anything secret we'd all come screaming back here with 'the goods'.

So they want to fill us up with a load of misinformation. Enough to keep us distracted for years...



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: mysterioustranger
a reply to: Groot

You log in and out?


Um, yeah.

Why the hell would you want to stay logged in.

No wonder I got that ad.





posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 09:47 PM
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a reply to: Groot

Funny. You really can do anything in the USA!


This is the ad that showed on my window a couple of mins ago.



Amazingly Simple isn't it. I had no idea.



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 09:55 PM
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a reply to: Groot

Talk about targeted advertising. Lol



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 03:06 AM
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It's because the word trump is used on this website on a daily basis, more than the next 3 put together...

Also your search history will have something to do with it..
i never get ads like that.. mine are all for penis enlargement and hot singles in my area..



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 03:20 AM
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I had an advert for a sexually transmitted diseases dating site not so long ago lol
I have no idea what I'd previously searched to get that.
Good idea for a dating site with a niche market though to be fair.




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