You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

People said, poo.

*giggles*

WHY ARE YOU GURLS BEING SO MEAN???????

Who else today will it hurt if I lie with my woman tonight?

Please, let her go.

What is so bad and unforgivable?

Hey, who made all the fudge?

originally posted by: halfoldman
Who else today will it hurt if I lie with my woman tonight?

Not me.
I say give her a good rogering!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
I'm full from the dwarves roast meat...

Hmmm, and people say I have questionable dietary habits. Eating a dwarf's roasted meat certainly tops the list as far as I am concerned.

Ha ha. *AB gives her patented armor-piercing glare*

The dwarves are excellent COOKS, not "cooked." If you like tasty roasted meats and strong malt beer...which I had PLENTY of on the table for you guys...along with a full spread...but hey, no sweat, you guys would rather fling poop.

*mutters* you miss one freaking apostrophe...freaking possessive.... *mutter*

This thread is such a delicious escape from sanity.

It's like wandering out "into left field" and finding an outhouse.

It's what I would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse might say.

(Don't call DB's phone # though, it's a trap...some fake psychic...)

originally posted by: jacygirl
This thread is such a delicious escape from sanity.

It's like wandering out "into left field" and finding an outhouse.

It's what I would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse might say.

It's what you would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse was written with.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl
This thread is such a delicious escape from sanity.

It's like wandering out "into left field" and finding an outhouse.

It's what I would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse might say.

It's what you would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse was written with.

*hangs head in shame*

I knows.

Thanks. Feeling kinda dirty now.

originally posted by: AboveBoard
The dwarves are excellent COOKS, not "cooked."

Oh, stop, don't be shy. Embrace your gastronomic passion and revel in the glory of eating dwarves. I bet the little bastards can put up a struggle, but my money is on your cannibalistic ass.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
The dwarves are excellent COOKS, not "cooked."

Oh, stop, don't be shy. Embrace your gastronomic passion and revel in the glory of eating dwarves. I bet the little bastards can put up a struggle, but my money is on your cannibalistic ass.

Hey...HEY!
It's not PC to call them 'Dwarves'...The prefer to be called 'Little Happy Meals'.

dp

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl
This thread is such a delicious escape from sanity.

It's like wandering out "into left field" and finding an outhouse.

It's what I would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse might say.

It's what you would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse was written with.

Thanks. Feeling kinda dirty now.

Oh...Really?

Sooooo...what're you wearing?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's not PC to call them 'Dwarfs'...The prefer to be called 'Little Happy Meals'.

Is anything in this thread PC?

Gonna miss you a lot.

godsdesignperth.files.wordpress.com...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
The dwarves are excellent COOKS, not "cooked."

Oh, stop, don't be shy. Embrace your gastronomic passion and revel in the glory of eating dwarves. I bet the little bastards can put up a struggle, but my money is on your cannibalistic ass.

I think you are experiencing the psychological phenomenon known as "projection" here...

originally posted by: halfoldman
Gonna miss you a lot.

godsdesignperth.files.wordpress.com...

Don't leave us.
You've kinda become like the incredibly-bizarre, cool, South African brother I never had.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh dear...


They heard you... Um. Run?

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh dear...


They heard you... Um. Run?

Ooooo...'ALL U CAN EAT' Buffet!