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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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People said, poo.

*giggles*




posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:17 PM
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WHY ARE YOU GURLS BEING SO MEAN???????



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:18 PM
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Who else today will it hurt if I lie with my woman tonight?

Please, let her go.

What is so bad and unforgivable?



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:19 PM
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Hey, who made all the fudge?



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:20 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
Who else today will it hurt if I lie with my woman tonight?



Not me.
I say give her a good rogering!



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:22 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
I'm full from the dwarves roast meat...


Hmmm, and people say I have questionable dietary habits. Eating a dwarf's roasted meat certainly tops the list as far as I am concerned.


Ha ha. *AB gives her patented armor-piercing glare*

The dwarves are excellent COOKS, not "cooked." If you like tasty roasted meats and strong malt beer...which I had PLENTY of on the table for you guys...along with a full spread...but hey, no sweat, you guys would rather fling poop.

*mutters* you miss one freaking apostrophe...freaking possessive.... *mutter*

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posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:22 PM
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This thread is such a delicious escape from sanity.

It's like wandering out "into left field" and finding an outhouse.

It's what I would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse might say.

(Don't call DB's phone # though, it's a trap...some fake psychic...)



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:25 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
This thread is such a delicious escape from sanity.

It's like wandering out "into left field" and finding an outhouse.

It's what I would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse might say.



It's what you would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse was written with.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:30 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl
This thread is such a delicious escape from sanity.

It's like wandering out "into left field" and finding an outhouse.

It's what I would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse might say.



It's what you would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse was written with.


*hangs head in shame*

I knows.

Thanks. Feeling kinda dirty now.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:30 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
The dwarves are excellent COOKS, not "cooked."


Oh, stop, don't be shy. Embrace your gastronomic passion and revel in the glory of eating dwarves. I bet the little bastards can put up a struggle, but my money is on your cannibalistic ass.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:33 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
The dwarves are excellent COOKS, not "cooked."


Oh, stop, don't be shy. Embrace your gastronomic passion and revel in the glory of eating dwarves. I bet the little bastards can put up a struggle, but my money is on your cannibalistic ass.


Hey...HEY!
It's not PC to call them 'Dwarves'...The prefer to be called 'Little Happy Meals'.
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posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:35 PM
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dp
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posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:36 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl
This thread is such a delicious escape from sanity.

It's like wandering out "into left field" and finding an outhouse.

It's what I would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse might say.



It's what you would imagine the graffiti in that outhouse was written with.




Thanks. Feeling kinda dirty now.


Oh...Really?

Sooooo...what're you wearing?



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:41 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's not PC to call them 'Dwarfs'...The prefer to be called 'Little Happy Meals'.


Is anything in this thread PC?



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:41 PM
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posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:44 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
The dwarves are excellent COOKS, not "cooked."


Oh, stop, don't be shy. Embrace your gastronomic passion and revel in the glory of eating dwarves. I bet the little bastards can put up a struggle, but my money is on your cannibalistic ass.


I think you are experiencing the psychological phenomenon known as "projection" here...




posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:46 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
Gonna miss you a lot.

godsdesignperth.files.wordpress.com...



Don't leave us.
You've kinda become like the incredibly-bizarre, cool, South African brother I never had.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:50 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh dear...


They heard you... Um. Run?





posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:51 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh dear...


They heard you... Um. Run?




Ooooo...'ALL U CAN EAT' Buffet!



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:59 PM
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