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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 02:15 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Chimps are the best poo slingers. Think i'll leave the zoo now, before I go,

here, catch...




posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 02:20 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Oh that I would subscribe to. Do it! It would be hilarious! You could even make Sophie an internet sensation!


I'm going to the shed, it doesn't smell like poo in there. lol



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 02:34 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

lol, thank you...you shouldn't encourage me, hehe!


*sniff* *sniff*
Eww, it is a bit pooey in here.

*sprays air freshener and lights scented candles*

A certain wimmin is going to be rather upset when she sees what's happened to her décor.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:04 PM
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I can't believe it.

I was trying to find out about Bubbles and the chimps.

And Michael Jackson said they're in a sanctuary.

But they used to help me clean the house!

They would hug him unconditionally, and then leap about with feather-dusters!

The chimps literally cleaned his room and flushed his toilet (which they apparently also used).

But he said it so nonchalantly.
The chimps hugged me, and they cleaned my room.
Like this happens every day.

Hilarious!



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:12 PM
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Hey guys!

SURPRI -

ACK! *ducks flying poo*

Wha... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU - YOU ANIMALS!



*sniff*

And here I worked ALL DAY... *lower lip tremble*

ALL DAY to make you guys a special game-day March Madness feast with the Elves! (Ok, they don't really understand basketball, so it's a bit...elven...)




AND I EVEN FREAKING BAKED!!!!!



You keep wanting sandwiches. You keep saying that would make you happy. AND THIS IS THE REWARD I GET FOR MAKING YOUR ROTTEN STINKING HOLE INTO A WONDERFUL PARADISE AND YOU - YOU RUIN IT

*SOB*




*gains control of herself*

We will take our feast and leave you to your feces.

*an icy frost spreads over the room*

Come my elven friends, we are done here...





posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:15 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: jacygirl

I'm going to the shed, it doesn't smell like poo in there. lol



More than usual?



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:16 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

*runs in and grabs a tray of cakes*

*runs out before the door can hit her in the a$$*

"I'm right behind you!!"

My mama didn't raise no fools.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:18 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AboveBoard

*runs in and grabs a tray of cakes*




FREEZE!---STEP AWAY from the tray of cakes!



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:19 PM
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originally posted by: intrptr
You're the one brought up turds.


I wanted to make you feel at home.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AboveBoard

*runs in and grabs a tray of cakes*




FREEZE!---STEP AWAY from the tray of cakes!


*jacy FREEZES like Elsa from the movie Frozen*

*turns around awkwardly passing tray to Sophie*

"I was just going to make you a nice sammich." *smile*



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:23 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
Hey guys!

SURPRI -

ACK! *ducks flying poo*

Wha... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU - YOU ANIMALS!



*sniff*


There...there.

It's nothing a little sand-blasting can't fix.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:24 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AboveBoard

*runs in and grabs a tray of cakes*

*runs out before the door can hit her in the a$$*

"I'm right behind you!!"

My mama didn't raise no fools.




Of course, Jacy. YOU are most welcome to have anything you want from the feast.
Them?? NOTHING!

*growl...* and no - that's not my stomach. I'm full from the dwarves roast meat and malt beer (you can't expect the elves to actually cook that stuff...they have different tastes..)



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:25 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AboveBoard

*runs in and grabs a tray of cakes*




FREEZE!---STEP AWAY from the tray of cakes!


*jacy FREEZES like Elsa from the movie Frozen*

*turns around awkwardly passing tray to Sophie*

"I was just going to make you a nice sammich." *smile*


No! They get NOTHING!!!

*casts cake=be=gone spell and transports Jacy and herself to safe ground*



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:39 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AboveBoard

*runs in and grabs a tray of cakes*




FREEZE!---STEP AWAY from the tray of cakes!


*jacy FREEZES like Elsa from the movie Frozen*

*turns around awkwardly passing tray to Sophie*

"I was just going to make you a nice sammich." *smile*



*casts cake=be=gone spell and transports Jacy and herself to safe ground*





posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:52 PM
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Janis Joplin - Me And Bobby McGee.

Looking for my lady.

I was wrong, ban me ...




posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 03:55 PM
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Grabs the rest of cakes and AB's beautiful decorations and runs off. Flit poof! Magically disappears with her awesome wimmin friends.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:00 PM
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GEEEZ!...I can't believe how wimmin get SOOOOOOOOOOOO upset over a little Chimp crap!



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:02 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

That's because you're a man. Of course you don't understand dear.



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:07 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star


Magically disappears with her awesome wimmin friends.




Looks like we've gone back to the Shed kitchen.
Looks like you men won.

*closes door and grins cuz we took all the food*



posted on Mar, 26 2017 @ 04:09 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
I'm full from the dwarves roast meat...


Hmmm, and people say I have questionable dietary habits. Eating a dwarf's roasted meat certainly tops the list as far as I am concerned.



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