2016 Presidential Debate Prediction

I don't make too many predictions. But I do have psychic powers and for this time only. . . . .I will show them to the world.

Tonight (you won't have to wait long) things will change the way we look at politicians.

The debate will start normally enough, but quickly turn into a war of words. Goaded by the audience, Hillary will kick Donald in the groin. Fortunately, Donald has small hands so her kick will be ineffective. He will then throat-punch her in response.

But she will dodge the blow and cough out a green blob of phlegm that will momentarily blind Donald so she can reach a katana that she had hidden in her diaper.

Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

Donald will shoot it out of her hands with his illegally concealed firearm and they will both fall to the floor, biting and kicking and tearing at each other.

Lester Holt will help Hillary by kicking Donald in the head.

Both will die as a result of their injuries.

Gary Johnson and Dr. Stein will step in and rule America with reason and sanity.

A new era will be born. Unicorns will come out of hiding and the world will be at peace.

(except the Middle East, they're all ####ed up there)


Thus my prediction.

I am a prophet.

This is my prophecy.

Bigfoots(bigfeet?) will ride the unicorns out of the woods.

I'm going to watch the Trump vs Clinton live on channel 4 at 1:45am and see what happens.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't make too many predictions. But I do have psychic powers and for this time only. . . . .I will show them to the world.

Tonight (you won't have to wait long) things will change the way we look at politicians.

The debate will start normally enough, but quickly turn into a war of words. Goaded by the audience, Hillary will kick Donald in the groin. Fortunately, Donald has small hands so her kick will be ineffective. He will then throat-punch her in response.

But she will dodge the blow and cough out a green blob of phlegm that will momentarily blind Donald so she can reach a katana that she had hidden in her diaper.

Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

Donald will shoot it out of her hands with his illegally concealed firearm and they will both fall to the floor, biting and kicking and tearing at each other.

Lester Holt will help Hillary by kicking Donald in the head.

Both will die as a result of their injuries.

Gary Johnson and Dr. Stein will step in and rule America with reason and sanity.

A new era will be born. Unicorns will come out of hiding and the world will be at peace.

(except the Middle East, they're all ####ed up there)


Thus my prediction.

I am a prophet.

This is my prophecy.

You forgot the appearance by Kanye stating that he has started another party and is now on the ballot and because of the death of the only two candidates he is now supreme being almighty.

Hold on,how does his small hands protect him from a Hillary groin kick?

Surely small hands would lessen his blocking chance

I'm kind of hoping your post comes true would be TV gold

a reply to: DBCowboy

I predict a movie of the week based on this circus

And the end of the world some time around Novemberish

originally posted by: Whereismypassword
Hold on,how does his small hands protect him from a Hillary groin kick?

Surely small hands would lessen his blocking chance

I'm kind of hoping your post comes true would be TV gold

Think about it

Roll on Prophet DB,

a reply to: Vasa Croe

Kayne gets stuck in Kim's rear when she accidently sits on him.

He is never heard from again.

originally posted by: Whereismypassword
Hold on,how does his small hands protect him from a Hillary groin kick?

Surely small hands would lessen his blocking chance

BECAUSE (sigh) "You know what they say about a man with small hands!" --Marco Rubio

But I gotta tell ya. Anyone who can produce someone who looks like Ivanka has no worries about small hands.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Vasa Croe

Kayne gets stuck in Kim's rear when she accidently sits on him.

He is never heard from again.

Before or after she pauses to take a selfie with Clinton and Trump's bodies for Twitter?

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

You forgot the appearance by Kanye stating that he has started another party and is now on the ballot and because of the death of the only two candidates he is now supreme being almighty.

Jesus, yet another God gone West.

a reply to: Vasa Croe

During.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Vasa Croe

During.

Ha...like the SouthPark Martha Stewart episode where they make a Turkey with KY and eat it from the wrong end....love it!

President comacho, '16

You mean, it really will look kinda like this:



I think in the end, it will turn out that Indepenence Day was prophecy and Bill Pullman will have to save our bacon. Let's be real, Randy Quaid actually is crazy enough to be that character, too.

All Hail Eris!!

Hillary screeches, my ears bleed...

a reply to: DBCowboy

What? No Gifs?
I think there's gonna be a lot of Drunk while posting going on tonight. I've laughed so much already at these threads comments.

originally posted by: EchoesInTime
a reply to: DBCowboy

What? No Gifs?
I think there's gonna be a lot of Drunk while posting going on tonight. I've laughed so much already at these threads comments.

Oh, we're supposed to be doing this drunk?

I'm predicting a scripted "debate," between two life long acquaintances that pretend and peddle the illusion that they are "enemies," by means of loaded questions and a controlled "debate flow."

I suspect little substance will be offered and will instead devolve into a jokingly awful debacle of memes and pop culture references.

Thankfully I will be working so I won't have time to listen or hear about the sheer ridiculousness that comes of this.

What a shame it is to be an American and have these two asshats "represent us the people."