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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't make too many predictions. But I do have psychic powers and for this time only. . . . .I will show them to the world.
Tonight (you won't have to wait long) things will change the way we look at politicians.
The debate will start normally enough, but quickly turn into a war of words. Goaded by the audience, Hillary will kick Donald in the groin. Fortunately, Donald has small hands so her kick will be ineffective. He will then throat-punch her in response.
But she will dodge the blow and cough out a green blob of phlegm that will momentarily blind Donald so she can reach a katana that she had hidden in her diaper.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Donald will shoot it out of her hands with his illegally concealed firearm and they will both fall to the floor, biting and kicking and tearing at each other.
Lester Holt will help Hillary by kicking Donald in the head.
Both will die as a result of their injuries.
Gary Johnson and Dr. Stein will step in and rule America with reason and sanity.
A new era will be born. Unicorns will come out of hiding and the world will be at peace.
(except the Middle East, they're all ####ed up there)
Thus my prediction.
I am a prophet.
This is my prophecy.
originally posted by: Whereismypassword
Hold on,how does his small hands protect him from a Hillary groin kick?
Surely small hands would lessen his blocking chance
originally posted by: Vasa Croe
You forgot the appearance by Kanye stating that he has started another party and is now on the ballot and because of the death of the only two candidates he is now supreme being almighty.