Presidential Debate LITE version with Waldorf and Statler

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
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~Finishes glass of mama's grape juice ~

I just assume everyone is drunk all the time. Makes me feel better about being drunk all the time.

I got popcorn and coldshots, get to your bunkers folks cause they are going to be dropping BOMBS tonight!

Am... am I aloud in the "lite" thread?

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Drinking threads aren't permitted on ATS.

Please be a silent alcoholic.
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~Finishes glass of mama's grape juice ~

That's right! I forgot! It IS grape juice I'm drinking. It's been in the fridge for awhile and is just a little fizzy is all. I really like the fizz. You close your eyes and get this bubbly sound. That's so cool!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Shhh hush now, here, have some of Papa's Mailted Grain Tea.

Not sure I anticipated my first child this much.

The guy who just finished talking....sigh. He sounded like he's addressing middle schoolers. Not optimistic, it's likely all down hill from here.

a reply to: Konduit

originally posted by: Konduit
I got popcorn and coldshots, get to your bunkers folks cause they are going to be dropping BOMBS tonight!

Am... am I aloud in the "lite" thread?

Only bull # frogs are allowed here. I'm thinking you'll fit right in.

originally posted by: SomeDumbBroad
I just assume everyone is drunk all the time. Makes me feel better about being drunk all the time.

Oh, yeah, SDB, we're all so drunk all the time. Even during our jobs and other important stuff. Just like you.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Shhh hush now, here, have some of Papa's Mailted Grain Tea.

Did you put it in my favorite sippy cup?

a reply to: schuyler

My debate avatar might be, for lack of a better word... triggering to some. MAGA!

originally posted by: SomeDumbBroad

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Drinking threads aren't permitted on ATS.

Please be a silent alcoholic.
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~Finishes glass of mama's grape juice ~

I just assume everyone is drunk all the time. Makes me feel better about being drunk all the time.

God, your avatar is just so cute! I assume you're faking it and are actually a 67 year old male.

a reply to: In4ormant

It is taking as long as Augustus' gestation and birth of DBCowboy.

originally posted by: Konduit
a reply to: schuyler

My debate avatar might be, for lack of a better word... triggering to some. MAGA!

No worries. This is a designated safe space.

originally posted by: schuyler
God, your avatar is just so cute! I assume you're faking it and are actually a 67 year old male.

That's DBCowboy's sock puppet account.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: SomeDumbBroad

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Drinking threads aren't permitted on ATS.

Please be a silent alcoholic.
End public service announcement.

~Finishes glass of mama's grape juice ~

I just assume everyone is drunk all the time. Makes me feel better about being drunk all the time.

God, your avatar is just so cute! I assume you're faking it and are actually a 67 year old male.

lol Nope, that's me.

a reply to: kosmicjack

Wait what? You are watching the PRE-SHOW?

weirdo.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: In4ormant

It is taking as long as Augustus' gestation and birth of DBCowboy.

I pictured the table scene from Alien.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Wait what? You are watching the PRE-SHOW?

weirdo.

Hah. I was thinking the same thing but I like KJ and didn't want to be mean.


Well, truthfully, I wanted to be mean but I didn't want to get banned.