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Um, What Happens to Canada in World War 3

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posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:21 PM
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Zebraman is here. I live in Canada, I oppose the entire human race. You silly humans. Always making wars. The negative energy from a potential world war will feed the evil reptilians/aswangs.

Too me, all countries suck. Robert Anton Wilson says countries are just bandits who decided to rest for a while. F*ck the Olympics. Tis better to live in the HUMAN FREE wild. No humans. Just nice animals.

Anyways, I'm stuck living in society because my friends and family won't let me leave me Toronto. Aww, I have to be the Batman of Toronto.

SO, there are many events that could happen.

1Russia sends nuclear bombs to hit Canadian cities
2 Battle for the Arctic
3 Canada joins the American Empire and its allies to fight Russia, China, and their allies

I have to escape from society because the war starts!




posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:22 PM
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a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

Canada will become its destiny.... the worlds best poutine.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:23 PM
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a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

I'm Filipino Canadian. Aswangs are shape shifting vampires in Philippine mythology. I'm unsure if aswangs are the reptilians David Icke talks about or if they're different beings from each other.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:26 PM
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a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

Kevin. You need to preserve the Canadian Bacon. If WWIII happens, we need to know that Canadian Bacon once existed. Think of the future generations...after the nuclear winter clears.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:26 PM
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a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

Isn't something like 90% of Canada uninhabited?

I think you guys will be fine.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:26 PM
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a reply to: Aeshma

Prince Edward Island is full of potatoes.

I like poutine.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:27 PM
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a reply to: BELIEVERpriest

I need bomb shelters that connect to one another like a ant colony to preserve Canadian bacon.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:27 PM
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a reply to: KevinIsZebraman




Anyways, I'm stuck living in society because my friends and family won't let me leave me Toronto. Aww, I have to be the Batman of Toronto.


Why won't they let you leave?
And what makes you think you're the "Batman of Toronto"?



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:28 PM
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originally posted by: KevinIsZebraman
a reply to: Aeshma

I like poutine.



It's Putin, and with that attitude you will definitely be ok


Take courses in Russian



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:29 PM
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a reply to: Vector99

If you are in the wild, you will be fine.

But if you're in a Canadian city like Toronto or Vancounver than Russia and China will send their nuclear bombs there. Sh*t. I have to escape from the city I live in, Toronto, and go to the human free wild or I'll explode!



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:33 PM
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a reply to: DAVID64

I wear a zebraman costume. Check out my linkedin profile where I enlighten brainwashed and reptilian workers. Another variation of my costume has the zebra head showing and my skull mask.

www.linkedin.com...

Alas, my camera card has to be formatted. If I format the card, the pics I took will be deleted!



My camera needs to work so I can keep taking Zebraman pics of myself and post them online.

Toronto is a city of sin and I'm here to kick the evil in it with my hooves of justice!

torontoisbull.../



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:34 PM
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a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

Absolutely. This shelter must be dug with plastic sporks. That way the invading Commy-Nazi's cant pick up our activities with metal detectors. We can do it. We can build an underground empire.


edit on 19-8-2016 by BELIEVERpriest because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:37 PM
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a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

The other variation has me WEARING the skull mask.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:38 PM
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a reply to: Vector99

Spelt different but pronounced the same way. One has more cheese curds than the other, and the other is enough to feed a nation.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:40 PM
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originally posted by: BELIEVERpriest
a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

Kevin. You need to preserve the Canadian Bacon. If WWIII happens, we need to know that Canadian Bacon once existed. Think of the future generations...after the nuclear winter clears.



People in Canada will become canadian bacon when the bombs hit.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:48 PM
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a reply to: DAVID64

Um, my friends and family love me. Even if the Illuminati and Reptilians have brainwashed them.



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:53 PM
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a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

Perhaps you should throw a disclaimer in there for the folks who don't realize you're anti-human because you are actually Godzilla. Otherwise, it could be confusing as to why some guy from Canada just randomly hates on humans. The devil is in the details, you know...



posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 11:54 PM
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a reply to: rickymouse

THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO ESCAPE OR I'LL BE BACONMAN!



posted on Aug, 20 2016 @ 12:01 AM
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a reply to: tigertatzen

It's true. I am the Godzilla of Toronto.

Heh, I crush every military in the world!

I wonder if the aliens could genetically engineer near me to be...

ZEBRA THERIZINOSAURAUS GODZILLA MAN!








posted on Aug, 20 2016 @ 12:04 AM
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a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

Canada isn't a real country.

It's a made up place. Like Narnia, Denver, and any place that actually celebrates Taco-Tuesday.




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