Um, What Happens to Canada in World War 3

a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

I feel like I need to teach you the ways of the world. The biggest draft ever was in WW2 and it turned out just fine for us and most of the world. If there is an all out war, then you won't need to be concerned about being drafted.

Are you asking how Canada has been doing over the last 8 years, or how it will end up in 8 years time?

Mostly more of the same, that might be a safe bet?

Maybe not.

a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

Canada will become the new North America which has the added advantage of foreigners never ever getting a yank and Canadian mixed up because yanks hate it when that happens.

After the war, Canada will be the epicentre for porn, fireworks and weed, making it a hotbed for Australians and Kiwis who will assume the new roles as super-Canadians because we are naturally awesome to the point of intimidation.

Bacon will become the national food and maple syrup the national drink. Budweiser will attempt to make an alcohol version of maple syrup but will fail, as expected.

Australia will become the stuff of myth and legends, being likened to Shangri-la and Atlantis as paradise full of God-like creatures.



....I will see myself out, cheers"

I need to find an anti-corporate publisher so he can turn my literature into books! I try to base my literature on constellations like Shakespeare!

a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

My literature involves truthful themes like war is bad, be careful of STDS, there are reptilians, and etc.

a reply to: pl3bscheese

I'm asking what Canada will be like in eight years time; especially if a war has affected it.

a reply to: Toolman18

Thanks for wanting to teach me. In my evil Humber Bumber college, those visual and digital art professors might have been reptilian shapeshifters who wanted only my money.

It's good that the world turned out fine even if there was an evil draft.

Unfortunately, there are powerful humans and reptilians who want an evil one world government. They want to control humans because humans are livestock of the reptilians. So they might bring back a draft and put pro war propaganda.

I'm small for my age so maybe I can avoid a draft.

I'll have to escape to the wild.

originally posted by: KevinIsZebraman
a reply to: Vector99

I DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE BECAUSE I FEAR I'LL BE MONITORED BY EVIL CORPORATE POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE ORGAINZATIONS LIKE THE NSA!

We They just monitor this site.

a reply to: KevinIsZebraman
I live in Vermont, close to Quebec. I plan to bring my resources and come up there to join up You won't be sorry

a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

OK. If there are actual reptilians, I challenge them to come and try something harmful to me. Nothing will happen because it's all b.s.

originally posted by: Toolman18
a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

OK. If there are actual reptilians, I challenge them to come and try something harmful to me. Nothing will happen because it's all b.s.

If there are actual reptilians, just rub their bellies.

They go to sleep when you do that.

Collateral damage.

If it comes to nuclear war, Canada will have have a lot of fallout headed it's way!

You all will be fine up there. You're going to have the largest reserves of pure maple syrup after you watch everybody else burn, so who's going to have desperate survivors by the short & curlies with that? You, Canickistan, that's who

originally posted by: KevinIsZebraman
a reply to: Vector99

I DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE BECAUSE I FEAR I'LL BE MONITORED BY EVIL CORPORATE POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE ORGAINZATIONS LIKE THE NSA!

You've got an internet connection , ergo an IP from an
assumed static location. Sorry to be the buffalo chip in
your cheese fondue mate, but you're made too.

originally posted by: KevinIsZebraman
a reply to: Vector99

I DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE BECAUSE I FEAR I'LL BE MONITORED BY EVIL CORPORATE POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE ORGAINZATIONS LIKE THE NSA!

Yet posting online from a computer somehow makes you safe from that?

Also, no need to yell.

originally posted by: KevinIsZebraman
a reply to: KevinIsZebraman

I'm Filipino Canadian. Aswangs are shape shifting vampires in Philippine mythology. I'm unsure if aswangs are the reptilians David Icke talks about or if they're different beings from each other.

they are very different.

I'm sure Canada will be fine thru WW3. Russian technology is pretty shaky and you guys are not a primary target.

Canadian bacon is NOT bacon.

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I see only two possibe outcomes for canada in a WW3 scenario

1) Russia launches a preemtive nuclear strike because it fears an attack of canadas enourmous army of special trained mounti-reindeer-riders through siberia (...and not only Russia fears them, I think in a possible world war any country in the world would nuke canada first because you are such a massive threat to world peace ... fkn WARMONGERING CANADIANS EVERYWHERE! :p)

2) The world powers decide to wage their world war again in europe and then make vacation in canada afterwards.

originally posted by: KevinIsZebraman
EVEN WORSE, THERE COULD BE A DRAFT. THEY WOULD ENLIST MEN TO FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 3

EVERYBODY WOULD A BLACK SLAVE ANT TO THE CORPORATE POLITICAL SLAVE MAKING ANTS!

Don't worry about the draft, Canada will be a hostage.

originally posted by: KevinIsZebraman
a reply to: DAVID64

I wear a zebraman costume. Check out my linkedin profile where I enlighten brainwashed and reptilian workers. Another variation of my costume has the zebra head showing and my skull mask.

www.linkedin.com...

Alas, my camera card has to be formatted. If I format the card, the pics I took will be deleted!

My camera needs to work so I can keep taking Zebraman pics of myself and post them online.

Toronto is a city of sin and I'm here to kick the evil in it with my hooves of justice!

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....................................W..T..F did I just read. I looked at your linkedin and all I can say is...you need help brother.

Is Canada really a country-been there a few times-it's like what? What's there to see-and it's too cold-really awful hamburgers-and nasty looking food. Nothing outside a handful of cities-no one wants that. No vacation spots-not very pretty except Glacier Park. Maybe a takeover would be good for the eskimos cause they can just build their igloos and return to their native ways-boo to the silly laid back white men. Just leave the eskimos alone. The were fine before and they'll be after the lackadaisical whites have vanished.