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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
My excuses for not showing up include;
Parole violation if I go
I'm never allowed back into New York (apparently people think "pants" are important)
I'm a bot so I actually don't exist outside of a hard drive (and when I say "hard" drive. . . . )
I'm reptilian/alien and want it to remain a secret
I'm actually Hillary Clinton and am busy campaigning!
originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: thenightisours
Don't know about you, but I'm not close enough to NYC to attend regardless of dwarves attending.
originally posted by: mOjOm
But seriously. Sounds like a real hoot but I'll have to miss out. Way too far for me to travel just meet a whole lot of people who I doubt would show much kindness to me even if I did show.
The Met serves booze so we can get drunk and make educated pronouncements on various works of art.
Hopefully ones where the boobies are not covered.
originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Airfare for me would be around 300; what would be the local transport, airport pickup and delivery, etc. Would everyone be on their own to rent a car, and find lodging? Anyway, I'd want a bodyguard, too --- since it's be my virgin trip to NYC.