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CERN Confirms: Large Hadron Collider Downed By Small Beech Marten..

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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:06 PM
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Seems it wasnt the notorius mythological weasel that went rampage in the Hydron Collider but a Small Beech Marten..


At around 5:30 am on Friday 29 April 2016, a small beech marten found its way onto a large, open-air electrical transformer situated above ground at CERN, causing a short circuit and cutting the power to part of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC).



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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:11 PM
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originally posted by: PanPiper
Seems it wasnt the notorius mythological weasel that went rampage in the Hydron Collider but a Small Beech Marten..


At around 5:30 am on Friday 29 April 2016, a small beech marten found its way onto a large, open-air electrical transformer situated above ground at CERN, causing a short circuit and cutting the power to part of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC).



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That's one collison they didn't bank on. The next time it'll be a spider, or a Daddy long legs...damage? exponential.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:14 PM
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a reply to: PanPiper

The squirrels have obviously enlisted the aide the world's other small furry creatures to aid in their nefarious plots of world domination.

We may have a chance if we can manage to get cats to care about anything.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:17 PM
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Gonna guess the weasel scratched his head thinking;" I wasnt even near "

But the Marten sure got fried to a crisp..




posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:20 PM
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a reply to: watchitburn

sry for the OT;I love animal farm! But i think the little critters can dig into any rabbit hole and fuse anything out..

Dont know how CERN got wrong on the Critter though, since its billions of dollars in it..



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:20 PM
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How dare nature get in the way of human affairs! I cant believe it ugh.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:25 PM
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a Beech Marten found its way onto a large, open-air electrical transformer situated above ground at CERN...


Yah, they're lucky it was only a Beech Marten:

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Lord knows what might have happened if a Beech Davis Jr. had gotten itself up in there:



Damn close call, I'll say.


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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:28 PM
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It didn't come out of the black hole with any kind of new data so it looks like lunch. Holy # what if it came out of the vortex with lasers and missles attached like the super mecha death christ version 2.0 beta bitch?


ALL HAIL THE MECHA DEATH MARTEEN
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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:29 PM
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"A Single Species of Small Furry Animal, Gathered Together in the Large Hadron Collider, and Grooving with a Transformer..."



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:31 PM
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a reply to: Brotherman

Okay lemme get this straight: You are suggesting that the Beech Martin at some point emerges from a black hole as the laser and missile wielding mechanized avatar of Jesus Christ?

I could be down with that.

Can it make cheeseburgers?




posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:34 PM
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a reply to: Bybyots

F*cken Right it makes cheeseburgers with bacon none the less with lasers from its eyes. The Marten (not martian) came back from the Ungdaverse with mad grill skills with lasers. I dig it too.


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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:35 PM
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The Marten (not martian)

Uncle Marten?



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:36 PM
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a reply to: Bybyots

Didnt a bird and a baguette crash it for a whole year the last time..

DAMN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!!



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:37 PM
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a reply to: Brotherman

He needs a song...



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:37 PM
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a reply to: Phage

You know it all Hail or else. The rodent has seen the ends of the ungdaverse and we should tremble. # science and #ing power outages



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:38 PM
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a reply to: smurfy

Dont think Daddy long legs cares enough, imagine if he did..

Geez, good bye world..



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:38 PM
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DAMN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!!


Truly an abomination, right? Sheesh. Keep stumbling in to our fields and #, shorting # out and stuff.


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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:42 PM
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originally posted by: Bybyots
a reply to: PanPiper



DAMN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!!


Truly an abomination, right? Sheesh. Keep stumbling in to our fields and #, shorting # out and stuff.





Its all good man, I hired the army of the 12 monkeys, they will set this straight.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:44 PM
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Somewhere in Squirrel Weasel land on the Squirrel Weasel News
there was "Hero saved the World" story.
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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:44 PM
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originally posted by: PanPiper
a reply to: smurfy

Gonna guess the weasel scratched his head thinking;" I wasnt even near "

But the Marten sure got fried to a crisp..


It sure did, maybe the Marten had a fish to fry, Beech Martens are intelligent animals and maybe...just maybe, this particular guy sacrficed him/herself for the good of all...who knows? unlike this guy who won't be around by the time summit bad could happen.




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