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Indonesian Locals Mistake Sex Doll for Fallen Angel.

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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 03:39 PM
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originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: smurfy

Is your real name Tommy Tiernan?


No, I'm Inglese, I know he blames his swearing on us lot, but it wasn't me! Now, I have only one word I use that comes close to swearing, and that's an Irish word, and it has no fecking meaning at all...except in context!




posted on May, 2 2016 @ 03:43 PM
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originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: smurfy

Is your real name Tommy Tiernan?



Kinda figured his real name was "Mat"



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 03:58 PM
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Everyone likes to have a smug laugh about less "worldly" types being confused ... This reminds me of a story making the rounds a couple of years ago about villagers in China thinking a buried "flesh light" was actually a rare mushroom. (Something like that.)

Turned out to be a hoax - this story has a very similar vibe. Very likely a hoax.

Here is a link to the other story I mentioned. Might not be best source, but I really didn't want to dig too deep.
some searches on google I just don't want to do!
shanghaiist.com...



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 04:09 PM
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originally posted by: Kandinsky

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LABTECH767

Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?


Actually, it's just one of the 72 virgins.


Now that would be funny!

Suicide bomber arrives in 'heaven' and finds 72 identical boxes with Mandarin instructions and no foot-pumps.


But even if there were foot pumps, there's no way he would go through that malarky again.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 04:28 PM
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originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LABTECH767

Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?


Actually, it's just one of the 72 virgins.


You mean there's another 71 of them floating about on the ocean? Has a cargo container fall overboard during a storm, split open, and now there are hundreds more floating around?



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 04:34 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

And those idiots even posed to have their pictures taken…. funniest thing I have read for years - some say ignorance is bliss



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 04:39 PM
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If it's real it's absolutely the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Like VegHead said, there's a chance it could be fake (I personally don't think it is.).



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 05:35 PM
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Great thread. Also So many good comebacks on this thread.

I think I need one of those personal flotation devices for my boat.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 05:48 PM
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a reply to: rickymouse

Right? A woman on a boat is bad luck, but an angel?! How could you go wrong?



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 07:23 PM
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Those be mermaids i tells ya! arrghhh! Tis be true! If ye be finding it in the ocean blue tis be a mermaid!



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:17 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct
I saw this thread while clicking on something else and couldn't find it when I came back. I was afraid it got yanked before I could read it. Whew! Still here.

Fallen angels must feel like plastic or something. She looks a little deflated in the first pic. Anywho, thanks for sharing this. The laugh is most appreciated.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 08:20 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Do you think they recieved divine communication instructing them to blow her back up?



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 09:19 PM
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originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: Atsbhct

Tsk, tsk.
Everybody knows angels don't have genitals or belly buttons!!

What was the name of the movie? "The Gods Must Be Crazy?" wherein a Coca-Cola bottle falls out of sky (after a metal bird appeared) on an island and everyone worshiped it; then began fighting over it. Not a sex toy but a symbol for hope; perhaps if had the Coke liquid still inside (some might kill for a taste).
edit on 2-5-2016 by vethumanbeing because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 09:27 PM
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originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: Skid Mark

Do you think they recieved divine communication instructing them to blow her back up?

Did they know what a valve is; its a human shaped tire?



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 09:56 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct
I don't know. I wonder what they made of the little nozzle on her though. You know, where you blow into it?



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 09:57 PM
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originally posted by: VegHead
Everyone likes to have a smug laugh about less "worldly" types being confused ... This reminds me of a story making the rounds a couple of years ago about villagers in China thinking a buried "flesh light" was actually a rare mushroom. (Something like that.)

Turned out to be a hoax - this story has a very similar vibe. Very likely a hoax.

Here is a link to the other story I mentioned. Might not be best source, but I really didn't want to dig too deep.
some searches on google I just don't want to do!
shanghaiist.com...
Yeah, it sort of smacks of "stupid foreigners" tropes.



posted on May, 3 2016 @ 07:06 AM
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originally posted by: vethumanbeing

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: Skid Mark

Do you think they recieved divine communication instructing them to blow her back up?

Did they know what a valve is; its a human shaped tire?


So! how does yuh know that! your'e a very naughty boy.



posted on May, 3 2016 @ 08:41 AM
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a reply to: Atsbhct
I think this story may have been inflated.



posted on May, 3 2016 @ 09:36 AM
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a reply to: JustMike

Dad! Ugh!



posted on May, 3 2016 @ 03:20 PM
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originally posted by: smurfy

originally posted by: vethumanbeing

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: Skid Mark

Do you think they recieved divine communication instructing them to blow her back up?

Did they know what a valve is; its a human shaped tire?


So! how does yuh know that! your'e a very naughty boy.


I thought VALVE was a game developer?



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