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originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: smurfy
Is your real name Tommy Tiernan?
originally posted by: Kandinsky
originally posted by: schuyler
originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LABTECH767
Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?
Actually, it's just one of the 72 virgins.
Now that would be funny!
Suicide bomber arrives in 'heaven' and finds 72 identical boxes with Mandarin instructions and no foot-pumps.
originally posted by: schuyler
originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LABTECH767
Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?
Actually, it's just one of the 72 virgins.
originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: Atsbhct
Tsk, tsk.
Everybody knows angels don't have genitals or belly buttons!!
Yeah, it sort of smacks of "stupid foreigners" tropes.
originally posted by: VegHead
Everyone likes to have a smug laugh about less "worldly" types being confused ... This reminds me of a story making the rounds a couple of years ago about villagers in China thinking a buried "flesh light" was actually a rare mushroom. (Something like that.)
Turned out to be a hoax - this story has a very similar vibe. Very likely a hoax.
Here is a link to the other story I mentioned. Might not be best source, but I really didn't want to dig too deep. some searches on google I just don't want to do!
shanghaiist.com...
originally posted by: vethumanbeing
originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: Skid Mark
Do you think they recieved divine communication instructing them to blow her back up?
Did they know what a valve is; its a human shaped tire?
originally posted by: smurfy
originally posted by: vethumanbeing
originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: Skid Mark
Do you think they recieved divine communication instructing them to blow her back up?
Did they know what a valve is; its a human shaped tire?
So! how does yuh know that! your'e a very naughty boy.