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Indonesian Locals Mistake Sex Doll for Fallen Angel.

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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:11 PM
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I'm not going to quote text from the link, as it isn't translated, and I could only translate it piece by piece, but this is the local news article.

In summary: a fisherman from Bangaai Island, Indonesia found a floating doll while " oot and aboot". Apparently, Indonesian Muslims consider eclipses to be very holy events, and considering a partial solar eclipse had occured recently on March 12, the fisherman assumed the doll was an angel who had fallen from heaven during the celestial event. Seems legit.


Fishermen posing with the doll. Edited for plastic modesty.

The fisherman then took the "angel" home, and dressed her in a new hijab and modest clothes every day. The family sat her in a chair as a sign of respect.



Soon, word got around that an angel was living with the family, and the police came to investigate. The police determined the angel was actually a sex doll, and it was confiscated in line with modesty laws.

.....such a weird story.


In conclusion...a broad education is good for everyone.




posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:17 PM
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AHahahahah......

Yes, education is a good thing.




posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:19 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

You found my wife!!



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:22 PM
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originally posted by: luciferslight
a reply to: Atsbhct

You found my wife!!


So she fell off the boat, or what?



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:29 PM
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a reply to: schuyler

A plausible explanation. A good way to sneak an illegal sex doll into the house is claim its a fallen angel.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:35 PM
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a reply to: schuyler

"fell" is such a relative term...



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:38 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

Well she does BLOW UP, suicide doll's what next.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:39 PM
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a reply to: LABTECH767

Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:44 PM
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Yeah... found it.

Its an angel! Lets dress it up and keep it around... Of course me and the boys take it on the boat, its a blessing from heaven!



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:47 PM
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a reply to: Butterfinger

Also a flotation device!



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 02:11 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

Tsk, tsk.

Everybody knows angels don't have genitals or belly buttons!!



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 02:14 PM
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originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LABTECH767

Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?


Actually, it's just one of the 72 virgins.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 02:14 PM
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Just shows you, look for a policeman and you can't get one. Have a sex doll and they all show up...they take it away, then you look for a policeman....and you can't find one!

edit on 2-5-2016 by smurfy because: Text.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 02:32 PM
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originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LABTECH767

Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?


Actually, it's just one of the 72 virgins.


Now that would be funny!

Suicide bomber arrives in 'heaven' and finds 72 identical boxes with Mandarin instructions and no foot-pumps.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 02:46 PM
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originally posted by: Kandinsky

Now that would be funny!

Suicide bomber arrives in 'heaven' and finds 72 identical boxes with Mandarin instructions and no foot-pumps.


Weeeelll, When I first got married my missus wrote all the instructions on her leg, starting at her toes, and would you Adam and Eve it, the last thing I got was a welcome mat!



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 02:47 PM
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a reply to: smurfy

Is your real name Tommy Tiernan?




posted on May, 2 2016 @ 02:56 PM
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Mix lack of education with a backwards religion and this is the result.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 03:09 PM
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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 03:16 PM
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HAHAHAHA this is the funniest thing i heard this year! That's what happens to you when you don't evolve. Ya go craaaaazy
edit on pm550000005pmk1 by Annunak1 because: mmmkay



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 03:24 PM
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Aint religion great?



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