Lancaster Man Arrested for Eating Women’s Underwear at Park City Mall

People of Lancaster

Hempfield Police announced that they have arrested a man who has been allegedly caught multiple times eating women’s underwear in various stores in Park City Mall. Larry Dickerson of Leola has been reported by multiple customers on various dates through out 2016 for hiding in racking and eating the undergarments in various stores including JCPenny, Victoria’s Secret, Hot Topic, and Torrid. Store managers have asked that anyone who has purchased underwear any time in 2016 with obvious bite marks, to please bring them in for a free exchange or full refund.

My daughter works at the shopping mall where this occurred.
At least they don't sell women's underwear at the Vans store where she works.
Go to the link and have a look at the mug shot!
I like the part where the store managers have asked ladies to check their underwear for bite marks.

One has to applaud his fastidiousness.

An out and out low-life would have taken underwear from washing lines for lunch. Or the laundry basket...

a reply to: butcherguy

One of those days when fish & chips are simply not enough.

C'mon folks, cut the man some slip... öhm... slag.

a reply to: berenike


Ummm...did you mean pre-wash laundry basket...?

Butcher...dude this has got to be satire...I checked your link...




YouSir

a reply to: butcherguy

I had to come read this post just to find out whether he was eating ladies underwear off the rack or off the owners butt.

Apparently he was taking them off the rack. Would have made a better story the other way.

But oh well. It was still kind of funny.

originally posted by: YouSir
a reply to: berenike


Ummm...did you mean pre-wash laundry basket...?

Butcher...dude this has got to be satire...I checked your link...

YouSir

I am currently waiting on a reply from my daughter to verify if the story is true. I will post when I get her answer.

originally posted by: YouSir
a reply to: berenike


Ummm...did you mean pre-wash laundry basket...?

Butcher...dude this has got to be satire...I checked your link...

YouSir

Yes, I was trying to be delicate though.

I did refrain from saying 'Good thing he didn't want them warm'.

a reply to: butcherguy
Lol I live 20 minutes north of there off of 897/501, I love when wierd s**t happens near me.

Well, if the body is craving fiber.....

a reply to: butcherguy

LOL - and yet in Japan there are panty vending machines which would have allowed this bath salts victim to have a veritable smorgasbord at his disposal.

There are indeed weird folks that we share this planet with - hands down get your freak on weird!!

pfft, anyone whos ever bitten womens underwear knows there no bite marks left.

a reply to: Sublimecraft
I think we can agree he will have a hard time in jail

a reply to: butcherguy

Stop trying to steal Reading/Berks County's thunder! I'll be down in Lancaster for the convention, and I thought it was weird to be in a costume in Lancaster. Now I see us cosplayers aren't the weirdest thing there.

a reply to: misterhistory
Holy **ck there's a bunch of us in the Lebanon berks Lancaster area on ats 😞

a reply to: Sublimecraft
Funny thing is there is a smorgasbord that's really good not too far away, but not this guys type lol.

a reply to: butcherguy

I wonder if this guy suffers from some sort of perverted form of pica disorder?

originally posted by: misterhistory
a reply to: Sublimecraft
Funny thing is there is a smorgasbord that's really good not too far away, but not this guys type lol.

Lol do you mean shady maple?

a reply to: Brotherman

Of course, missed eating there with family today due to 12 hour shift

a reply to: misterhistory
It really is an amazing place, if I ate underwear id eat them there

originally posted by: theboarman
pfft, anyone whos ever bitten womens underwear knows there no bite marks left.

LOL. Good point. Well researched I'm sure!!