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Lancaster Man Arrested for Eating Women’s Underwear at Park City Mall

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posted on Mar, 31 2016 @ 08:52 PM
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originally posted by: misterhistory
a reply to: Sublimecraft
Funny thing is there is a smorgasbord that's really good not too far away, but not this guys type lol.

Shady Maple?




posted on Mar, 31 2016 @ 08:53 PM
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originally posted by: misterhistory
a reply to: butcherguy

Stop trying to steal Reading/Berks County's thunder! I'll be down in Lancaster for the convention, and I thought it was weird to be in a costume in Lancaster. Now I see us cosplayers aren't the weirdest thing there.

I live in Laureldale.



posted on Mar, 31 2016 @ 08:55 PM
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originally posted by: Brotherman

originally posted by: misterhistory
a reply to: Sublimecraft
Funny thing is there is a smorgasbord that's really good not too far away, but not this guys type lol.

Lol do you mean shady maple?

I am pretty sure he doesn't mean Miller's Smorgasborg in Ronks.



posted on Mar, 31 2016 @ 09:50 PM
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a reply to: butcherguy

Oh Laureldale is still Reading weather you like it or not.



Yes I mean Shady Maple, I'd eat underwear there if I was into such things.



posted on Mar, 31 2016 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: butcherguy
I thought of the kinkiest things when I saw the thread title. They involved edible underwear, or at least eating real undies off a woman. The guy looks like he's orbiting Pluto. Wow. It's a weird world.



posted on Mar, 31 2016 @ 09:59 PM
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a reply to: butcherguy

Women's underwear is just a gateway lingerie. If it isn't stopped, we're talking brassieres and ultimately corsets.



posted on Mar, 31 2016 @ 10:13 PM
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a reply to: berenike

Fastidious.....fastidioso,

I love language. Thank you for making one more word useful.



posted on Mar, 31 2016 @ 10:51 PM
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Just thought I'd check in with you all so there's no need to worry, it wasn't me.



posted on Apr, 1 2016 @ 12:10 AM
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Hate to be the bearer of bad garment.. I mean news..

People of Lancaster, the website linked in the OP is a Satire site..

I have a lot of family back in Michigan, we're always laughing about that site.

POL about page

says


People of Lancaster is a mix of news, opinion, and satire about the people, places and interests of Lancaster County, PA.

Much of the content on this site is satire inspired by real people or events that we love to coat with a heavy layer of snark and sarcasm.

How can you tell what is real and what is satire?

Well, if ‘obvious’ escapes you and you lack the intellectual curiosity to discover the truth for yourself you can view the tags assigned to every story published on the website. Stories that are satire are assigned the ‘satire’ tag as shown in the image below and displayed at the bottom of every article published.


Satire tag is on the underwear eater page..

Tho, OP, was definitely worth a giggle.. S&F!


Oh and this dude...


I've been trying to track him down for ages to find out why he was arrested.. Just 'cuz I wanna know.. lmao but it wasn't for munching muff-covers.




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posted on Apr, 1 2016 @ 01:10 AM
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Maybe ze self-identified as moth gender.

Who are we to judge?
edit on 1-4-2016 by Deny Arrogance because: Changed 'he' to the PC 'ze'. I apoligize to anybody who was triggerred by my sexist pronoun use.



posted on Apr, 1 2016 @ 04:05 AM
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I received a text from my daughter.
She said that she heard nothing about the story.
Since she works there, I suspect that the story is indeed satire.
Oh well....



posted on Apr, 1 2016 @ 07:25 AM
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a reply to: butcherguy

i thought it was fake when i read the part where the managers asked people to bring back underwear with bitemarks on them, but instead of warning the people i made a joke instead, dont feel to bad, i fell for one about obama.



posted on Apr, 1 2016 @ 08:13 AM
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a reply to: misterhistory



Yes I mean Shady Maple, I'd eat underwear there if I was into such things.

All hail the Chocolate Fountain at Shady Maple!

For those who might be wondering, or planning a trip to PA Dutch Country, a link to the Shady Maple Menu page.



posted on Apr, 1 2016 @ 09:46 AM
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Lancaster Man Arrested for Eating Women’s Underwear at Park City Mall


Legend.

YOLO
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posted on Apr, 1 2016 @ 11:16 AM
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Aww poor old crazy codger is just very hungry .



posted on Apr, 1 2016 @ 12:25 PM
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What was he eating under there?



posted on Apr, 1 2016 @ 02:42 PM
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"Excuse Me, there is a hair in My soup...."


Bon Appetite



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