Tell me about you and I will respond with a photo..

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I found one that suites all your needs.

*can the Buddha really handle me? I am big!

a reply to: chr0naut

Like father like son...

*that good ol teacher said we look alike...Ill be back...hold them horses...

a reply to: Quantum12

She's gorgeous. Who is she, bro??

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

See once you get her home from the bar...

*i told you once you take my clothes off you get two...I'm really not that big...

a reply to: Lysergic

I can't answer your question...

*next time he's hungry I have a surprise...

originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: chr0naut

Like father like son...

*that good ol teacher said we look alike...Ill be back...hold them horses...

See, I'm the one in between and standing behind the other two.

Ive been told I am a enigma trapped in a paradox... loving this btw, good job for the easily entertained and amused

I'm an elf and I live deep within the forest.

a reply to: onehuman

Ive been told I am a enigma trapped in a paradox

Better an enigma then an enema. Nobody in their right mind wants to be that.

Im a collector of things and a hobbiest. There are 9 cool bikes in my collection , but no submarine bikes. I also like gold and silver. I like to sip brandy. There is a brewery in my garage. I love animals. I like knives, swords, and stainless guns. I garden organically year round. Before going into the steel industry, I was personally trained one on one by a french chef while living in Hawaii. I am an Independent. I am a survivalist.

I love easy listening, mostly lite rock, martinis, boobies, sport fishing, puppies,
sailing, power boating, flying, horses, motercycels, playing poker, scuba diving, the perfect curve of the female form, oh did I say boobies? Well now you know a little about what makes me tick.
Basically I can drive, fly, ride, sail, or dance with any female form. I have often been compared with the most interesting man alive by my friends.
Since I just shook a fresh martini, I will sign off now and join three lovely, young, topless ladies in my hot tub.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus


I like hairy moobs.

I didn't want to know that. Now I can't unknow it. As they say on the internets, "the consequences will never be the same..."

Hey OP, I'm a cajun-spiced drama bomb with a smart mouth and big heart.

originally posted by: kosmicjack
I didn't want to know that.

Now I can't unknow it.

As they say on the internets, "the consequences will never be the same..."

Well, now you are ready for this thread.

a reply to: Quantum12

Lol nice try. But I'll give you credit for effort

I love to read, I like crystals and gemstones and plan on trying to cab and facet them. I love animals,especially cats.

originally posted by: Night Star
I'm an elf and I live deep within the forest.

Night Star for a lonely forest chick, you have one of the hottest minds on the web. I wish you and I could share coffee someday and a few ideas.

a reply to: kosmicjack
I see that Augustus has traumatized yet another person here. At least he didn't include a pic for an example.

a reply to: Skid Mark

I will let everyone explore the thread I linked at their leisure. This way you can prep* before viewing.




*Read: Drink a lot.

a reply to: onehuman

Well in this life form your trapped in your own brain...

*i told you it's not wise to remove me...shh...I won't tell...

a reply to: Night Star

Welcome to my home. My home is a special place for you all to have a great birthday!

*i am never mean I mean what I say I mean I want all of us together*