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posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 01:59 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Why can't you cover them moobs!

*because mom when we're at the beach everyone looks at me*
edit on 3 21 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)




posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:01 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Incredible. It makes you pass out and dream of the best sex on earth. Only down side is waking up in the ER.



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:03 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Those are fake. Not good enough.



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:07 PM
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a reply to: Mianeye

If you have a problem with that darn glue...

*oh no what are we in for...I don't know but it's a butt.



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:15 PM
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a reply to: tadaman

tadaman shame on you what happened?

*i chewed that viagra while smoking now my monster won't go away*where is that Dr?

Your the doctor! Oh no



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:23 PM
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Married 15 years, 3 kids, afraid of spiders no matter their size.



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:26 PM
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a reply to: Kentuckymama

Hey I already did yours. LOL
CHARLOTTE. It's not funny. I thought you have a web to spin.

Wilber I am trying to do my business before the 3 monsters come home and my 15 year marriage is in the.... Don't say it
edit on 3 21 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:32 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

is that why you kept staring at my chest? I kind of wanted to say something but I just figured you were uncomfortable with eye contact.



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:35 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Yes, I have tried so hard to block that out.



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:39 PM
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originally posted by: network dude
is that why you kept staring at my chest? I kind of wanted to say something but I just figured you were uncomfortable with eye contact.


They were like mohair-covered cantaloupes, I could not help myself.



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:41 PM
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a reply to: network dude

I had to include you...
You can take off that silly mask now...

*oh no you saw me for who I really am...



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:44 PM
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In Life, one of the most important questions I have ever come across;

Is it Blood? or Is it Jam?



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:49 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am sorry I let you down🆗
You take this hat and cover you cantaloupe.

*its just not fair...that fat cat got a good one...



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 02:53 PM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Do I wipe it or not.

*r2 quick I need your help...



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 03:18 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

At school, when I went to parent teacher interviews, my teachers would say "Is he in my class, I don't remember him?"



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 03:18 PM
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Hmm something about me...

I seem to hit on an inordinate number of lesbians..



edit on 21-3-2016 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 03:23 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

hairy boobs, that's a no go ... Where's Augustus?



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 03:26 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
Hmm something about me...

I seem to hit on an inordinate number of lesbians..




That's just what they tell you!



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 03:31 PM
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originally posted by: Lysergic
In Life, one of the most important questions I have ever come across;

Is it Blood? or Is it Jam?



Tastes like blood, looks like jam, horrible trick unfortunately!



posted on Mar, 21 2016 @ 03:32 PM
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originally posted by: valiant

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
Hmm something about me...

I seem to hit on an inordinate number of lesbians..




That's just what they tell you!

Glad you got my joke


Now where's my corresponding joke photo?







 
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