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Odd powers?

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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 07:56 PM
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So I want r try to make a story, could be even a short story, but comment amy powers whether from an actual comic or one you made up, any amount of powers you can think of that are dumb.. like for example how people think aquaman's fish talking ability or worthless (even tho he can talk to sharks and bigger more dangerous things) or like jubilee from xmen with her sparkly firework fingers.
anyways, give me your list of horrible/worthless powers/abilities




posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:16 PM
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It don't get much worse than the wonder twins.
Form of a bucket of water! Ugg



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:16 PM
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a reply to: saiyankev

The ability to sing inaudibly.

The ability to accurately describe the taste of house-paint, without having actually tasted it.

The ability to hear the collisions between hydrogen atoms.

The ability to pat a dog psychically.

Balloon animals!


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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:18 PM
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a reply to: saiyankev
Powerful farts that can blow foes backward and make them pass out or be ill from the stench.
Being able to command an army of squirrels. I won't go into more detail because I don't want to be banned but it has something to do with nuts. Fill in the blanks.
I'll think of more later, if you want. Mind you, they might be a little weird or twisted.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:23 PM
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The super power of being able to give only other people super powers.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:24 PM
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The ability to not get hurt when falling down.

The ability to pull off bandades without pain.

Fluent in 10,000 forms of language no other creature being or lifeforms of any type can understand.

The ability to tell who farted by smell, even in a crowded room

Lol, hope that helps!



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:42 PM
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a reply to: saiyankev
The ability to be stuck to things, anything, like glue.
The ability to extrude a slippery slime on any surface.
The ability to make people become obsessed with food.
The ability to make people crap themselves at will. (Go ahead, laugh at my name after that one lol)

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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:43 PM
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How about the power of being able to count your testicles a thousand times and never getting the same answer twice?...

Oh, also, the power of taking marble for granite. Huh? Huh?

Sorry, I'm doing this wrong. How about the power to detect and perceive every aspect of 2 day old, or older, underwear anywhere within 50 feet of yourself?
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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:44 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

The fart one was done in Mystery Men - The Sthpleen! Cursed by an old gypsy woman who decreed that he who smelt it would forever more be he who dealt it!

Another good one from that movie:

The power to be completely invisible ... but only so long as absolutely no one is looking.

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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:45 PM
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Yes it was. I wondered if anyone would pick up on it lol.
ETA: How about a variation of the fart thing? How about making somebody else have powerful debilitating gas. The gas cloud could be like Pig Pen from Peanuts "fog" or follow a person around like a stinky dark cloud.
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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:50 PM
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Text youtu.be...
suphero tryouts
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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:51 PM
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The ability to read the minds of sloths and get them to do what you want them to.

The ability to instantly speak any dead language in the world.


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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 08:58 PM
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The ability to instantly speak any dead language in the world.


L'ingMAO. Holy crap that's funny!!



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 09:00 PM
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My husband suggests the ability to detach your fingers.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 09:01 PM
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My husband suggests the ability to detach your fingers.

Brilliant.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 09:03 PM
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The observational power of making nipples hard.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 09:04 PM
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Go Go gadget penis

Your arch nemesis is only weak to the rancid smell of cat urine

The power to do anything cool as long as you are drunk

You can instantly make anyone's boobs bigger or smaller lol

Forced mind control allowing infants to say profanities and insult their parents

Power to make fortune cookies give bad fortunes

If I was a super hero, these would be my list of favorite things, I hope my list helps!
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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 09:09 PM
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Moving within multi dimensions, like Lord of the rings.
Imagination - like powers Imagine anything and will it into material
That would kill anything/body. Just imagine them dead (:


Dark humour sorry
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posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 09:11 PM
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The ability to make anyone hate you for absolutely no reason.

The ability to misconstrue anything someone says.

The ability to see into a future that will never exist.

The ability to be completely wrong on any conclusion you make.

The ability to find any useless item anywhere in the world.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 09:23 PM
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The ability to see one second into the future.

The ability to run at incredible speeds but only while running backwards.

The ability to control the pinky finger of others.
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