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Thoughts As I Approach...10,000 Stars

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posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 03:23 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
I think the "hanging around" was a little too...visual.


How are your retinas? Are they fried?




posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 03:30 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
I think the "hanging around" was a little too...visual.


How are your retinas? Are they fried?


Would it help?



posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 03:31 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Probably not. That image is in your deepest subconscious now.

Thanks Obama!!!!



posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 03:37 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nooo...there is no Obama in MY image...
What are YOU thinking?

Donuts. You have defiled my sacred donuts.

"Drakarys!!"



posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 03:38 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Nooo...there is no Obama in MY image...
What are YOU thinking?


I just like blaming him for everything.


"Drakarys!!"


I counter that with Drakkar Noir.



posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 03:45 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh, I know the Drakkar Noir. My first husband wore it. (the one who cheated and left me with 3 small kids)

*raises fist*

Wait, can't blame Obama.
I just like blaming my ex-husband for everything, lol.



posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 03:48 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Oh, I know the Drakkar Noir. My first husband wore it. (the one who cheated and left me with 3 small kids)


Were they at least yours or were they some random children he found wandering about Ontario?


Wait, can't blame Obama.


Sure you can. Try it. It's fun and addictive.



posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 10:05 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Night Star

You ever get my double bourbon?



No and you're not going to get one. You have been a bad boy. Bad, bad, bad! Besides, that's the pixies job. Ok, I drank it myself. It's all your fault, you made me all trippy with the avatar switch and I needed a drink!

edit on 1-2-2016 by Night Star because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 1 2016 @ 10:59 PM
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Here you go Jacygirl and AugustusMasonicus. I have created an avatar of the most beautiful of our septuplets
















posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 05:58 AM
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a reply to: Ghost147

If you took her name off of there I might try that one too.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 06:03 AM
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originally posted by: Night Star
You have been a bad boy. Bad, bad, bad!


Usually, when women use that phrase on me, it is accompanied by a vigorous spanking.


Which is then followed by monetary remuneration on my part. Any chance of getting a freebee?



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 09:42 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Ghost147

If you took her name off of there I might try that one too.



Here you go




posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 10:06 AM
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a reply to: Ghost147

That is so goddamn ugly I love it.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 10:13 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Ghost147

That is so goddamn ugly I love it.



She takes after us so perfectly.

She's got your eyes.

And my complexion and gaping mouth



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 10:15 AM
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originally posted by: Ghost147
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She's got your eyes.


Yes. Dark and soulless.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 10:19 AM
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originally posted by: Ghost147

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Ghost147

If you took her name off of there I might try that one too.



Here you go



That looks just like the IRS auditor I had to deal with.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 10:30 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I like to employ Doctor Lecter's approach to government employees.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 10:35 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I like to employ Doctor Lecter's approach to government employees.



So you have a crush on Jodie Foster?



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 02:13 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
So you have a crush on Jodie Foster?


No. I have crushed Jodie Foster.



posted on Feb, 2 2016 @ 02:19 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
So you have a crush on Jodie Foster?


No. I have crushed Jodie Foster.


I just put the lotion on it's skin. . . . .




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