Thoughts As I Approach...10,000 Stars

originally posted by: jacygirl
I think the "hanging around" was a little too...visual.

How are your retinas? Are they fried?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
I think the "hanging around" was a little too...visual.

How are your retinas? Are they fried?

Would it help?

a reply to: jacygirl

Probably not. That image is in your deepest subconscious now.

Thanks Obama!!!!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nooo...there is no Obama in MY image...
What are YOU thinking?

Donuts. You have defiled my sacred donuts.

"Drakarys!!"

originally posted by: jacygirl
Nooo...there is no Obama in MY image...
What are YOU thinking?

I just like blaming him for everything.

"Drakarys!!"

I counter that with Drakkar Noir.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh, I know the Drakkar Noir. My first husband wore it. (the one who cheated and left me with 3 small kids)

*raises fist*

Wait, can't blame Obama.
I just like blaming my ex-husband for everything, lol.

originally posted by: jacygirl
Oh, I know the Drakkar Noir. My first husband wore it. (the one who cheated and left me with 3 small kids)

Were they at least yours or were they some random children he found wandering about Ontario?

Wait, can't blame Obama.

Sure you can. Try it. It's fun and addictive.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Night Star

You ever get my double bourbon?

No and you're not going to get one. You have been a bad boy. Bad, bad, bad! Besides, that's the pixies job. Ok, I drank it myself. It's all your fault, you made me all trippy with the avatar switch and I needed a drink!

Here you go Jacygirl and AugustusMasonicus. I have created an avatar of the most beautiful of our septuplets

a reply to: Ghost147

If you took her name off of there I might try that one too.

originally posted by: Night Star
You have been a bad boy. Bad, bad, bad!

Usually, when women use that phrase on me, it is accompanied by a vigorous spanking.


Which is then followed by monetary remuneration on my part. Any chance of getting a freebee?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Ghost147

If you took her name off of there I might try that one too.

Here you go

a reply to: Ghost147

That is so goddamn ugly I love it.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Ghost147

That is so goddamn ugly I love it.

She takes after us so perfectly.

She's got your eyes.

And my complexion and gaping mouth

originally posted by: Ghost147
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She's got your eyes.

Yes. Dark and soulless.

originally posted by: Ghost147

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Ghost147

If you took her name off of there I might try that one too.

Here you go

That looks just like the IRS auditor I had to deal with.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I like to employ Doctor Lecter's approach to government employees.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I like to employ Doctor Lecter's approach to government employees.

So you have a crush on Jodie Foster?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
So you have a crush on Jodie Foster?

No. I have crushed Jodie Foster.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
So you have a crush on Jodie Foster?

No. I have crushed Jodie Foster.

I just put the lotion on it's skin. . . . .