Church thanks God for tsunami deaths of gay people!

Since we're fond of quoting and all...

I Corinthians 13 - "And now I will show you the most excellent way. If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing."

Kickin'! Let's move on shall we? Everyone recite it with me:

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perserveres."

Hold hands peoples! It's gets better!:

"Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where they are tongues, they will pass away. For we know in part and we prophecy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears"

The grand finale!:

I Corinth 13:13 "And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

Can I get an amen?



[edit on 6-1-2005 by saint4God]

Originally posted by DrHoracid

Originally posted by Countermeasures
Phelps is a homegrown mullah, if he was born in the middle-east, no doubt he would be among the most rabid Wahabists.

He only says outloud what many, and I mean many people think. The PC crowd will always beat him down. Fire and Brimestone aren't PC anymore.

I can�t help notice you still have not answerer Amuk question.

You know this one.

�saying its OK to TARGET women and children as long as it�s for the right God.

PS you do know only about 1/3(less more likely) of christens take the bible as literal truth.

I would really enjoy beating the crap out of these brainwashed jesusfreaks cause a know some people who is missing down there...

Dear me, I think it is people like DrHoracid that give Christians a bad name. It is not up to me, nor anyone else to persuede or prevent people from believing whatever they want. As long as people have an informed choice then so be it. What i object to is hatred and threats thrown my way by supposed "Christians" (i believe you would fit better with a group of Nazi's or Satanists) who tell me that gay people will go to hell, and they have been told to "Kill those who don't believe in the right God". Ask the Pope, the head of the Roman Catholic Church if this is what God wants you to do as a Christian (after all he is more an authority on interpreting the Bible than you), even if his views are questionable by many people i doubt you will find he'll tell you that your beliefs are acceptable as a Christian.

[edit on 6-1-2005 by paranoia]

Originally posted by Lastday Prophet

To me it is a JOKE. Your quotes and other bias do not frighten me at all. I've been warned! UH-OH

I C U , you may consider it a joke if you want, it won't be a laughing matter when you stand before God.

Here's what God has to say to people like you:

Pr 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

Ps 37:13 The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

Ps 52:6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:

Ps 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

The thing is: I realize that I will never be standing in front of a god so I have no worries and I'm able to laugh about it.

You know, with people such as this you usually find out on down the line that more than one of them was hiding something wickedly ironic. Like Jimmy Swaggart preaching against porno then getting caught with a hooker and porno mags, or Jim Baker preaching against excess while air conditioning his dog house.

I'll bet the minister and a good part of the congregation of that church is died in the wool homo's.

Just a passing thought on the subject.

Love and light,

Wupy

Went down to Tennis courts yesterday for a bit of a hit, me and my mate hit so hard we busted our racquets. Any how we got to courts and in the shed along side the court are 2 Gay-Homos hard at it and i mean HARD at it. We saw RED took to em wack on the arse ,neck, kneecaps they screaming like cut cats wack,wack,wack they grabbed there gear took off like greased lighting he we are with 2 busted racquets and cant have a hit, hello we find one of em had dropped a wallet $350 in-side went down to sport store got 2 new racquets sent balance of money with cab-driver around to the address that was in the wallet did we do wrong, i dont think so, dont want to come across a situation like that again could end up with a busted NEW racquet,..

Originally posted by Asteroid
Went down to Tennis courts yesterday for a bit of a hit, me and my mate hit so hard we busted our racquets. Any how we got to courts and in the shed along side the court are 2 Gay-Homos hard at it and i mean HARD at it. We saw RED took to em wack on the arse ,neck, kneecaps they screaming like cut cats wack,wack,wack they grabbed there gear took off like greased lighting he we are with 2 busted racquets and cant have a hit, hello we find one of em had dropped a wallet $350 in-side went down to sport store got 2 new racquets sent balance of money with cab-driver around to the address that was in the wallet did we do wrong, i dont think so, dont want to come across a situation like that again could end up with a busted NEW racquet,..

Er, you actually proudly posted about beating up two people and stealing their money? I think you need to see a psychiatrist mate.


[edit on 6-1-2005 by paranoia]

Originally posted by Asteroid
Went down to Tennis courts yesterday for a bit of a hit, me and my mate hit so hard we busted our racquets. Any how we got to courts and in the shed along side the court are 2 Gay-Homos hard at it and i mean HARD at it. We saw RED took to em wack on the arse ,neck, kneecaps they screaming like cut cats wack,wack,wack they grabbed there gear took off like greased lighting he we are with 2 busted racquets and cant have a hit, hello we find one of em had dropped a wallet $350 in-side went down to sport store got 2 new racquets sent balance of money with cab-driver around to the address that was in the wallet did we do wrong, i dont think so, dont want to come across a situation like that again could end up with a busted NEW racquet,..

You are sad and sorry! WTF is wrong with you!? Are you proud of yourself? Were you bullied as a kid so now you like to bully? Got problems that are deeply hidden? Did they somehow make you feel insecure about your own masculinity? You need to seek professional help! Other than the other dregs that may be here...no one is looking at you and thinking how cool you are...more like what a jerk! And I'll take the warnig I may get just to tell you so!

Went down to Tennis courts yesterday for a bit of a hit, me and my mate hit so hard we busted our racquets. Any how we got to courts and in the shed along side the court are 2 Gay-Homos hard at it and i mean HARD at it. We saw RED took to em wack on the arse ,neck, kneecaps they screaming like cut cats wack,wack,wack they grabbed there gear took off like greased lighting he we are with 2 busted racquets and cant have a hit, hello we find one of em had dropped a wallet $350 in-side went down to sport store got 2 new racquets sent balance of money with cab-driver around to the address that was in the wallet did we do wrong, i dont think so, dont want to come across a situation like that again could end up with a busted NEW racquet,..

You and your "mate" sure are real men, aren't you?

Thank the Lord for this thread and the true followers of God setting the heathens right! I was wondering were I could get support for the ol' fashioned marital aid of stoning my wife for the sheer audacity of dressing like a man! The FECKING WHORE!

Deuteronomy 22: 5: "A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman's garment; for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God."

By the way, I've heard rumours she went with that arsehole ken a couple of months before I met her. If you've got proof, I'd appreciate it. Cos If the bitch Isn't a virgin then she'll damn well hear all about it IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!!

Deuteronomy 22:13-21: "If any man takes a wife, and goes in to her, and then spurns her, and charges her with shameful conduct, and brings an evil name upon her, saying, 'I took this woman, and when I came near her, I did not find in her the tokens of virginity,' then the father of the young woman and her mother shall take and bring out the tokens of her virginity to the elders
of the city in the gate; and the father of the young woman shall say to the elders, 'I gave my daughter to this man to wife, and he spurns her; and lo, he has made shameful charges against her, saying, 'I did not find in your daughter the tokens of virginity,' And yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity,' And they shall spread the garment before the elders of the city. Then the elders of that city shall take the man and whip him; and they shall fine him a hundred shekels of silver, and give them to the father
of the young woman, became he has brought an evil name upon a virgin of Israel; and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days. But if the thing is true, that the tokens of virginity were not found in the young woman, then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones, because she has wrought folly in Israel by playing the harlot in her father's house; so you shall purge the evil from the midst of you."

It doesn't matter anyway. Even if it all works out and her kids end up to be little arseholes I can still reserve the right to kill the little #es.

Deuteronomy 21: 18-21: "If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son, who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they chastise him, will not give heed to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, 'This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.' Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones; so you shall purge the evil from your midst; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Yeah, If I marry the cow it's my fault. An affairs not worth it, then we're both fecked.

Deuteronomy 22:22"If a man is found lying with the wife of another man, both of them shall die, the man who lay with the woman, and the woman; so you shall purge the evil from Israel."

Yip, I love the Bible. I can stone my arsehole son to death and my wife if she dares to wear my trousers. The cow.

As long as neither of them are gay, we're sorted!





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[edit on 6-1-2005 by kegs]

I'm damned to hell and then some.

Wow Kegs, I could have stoned to death every single person i've ever met. Well, i could if it weren't for the fact i'd never have made it thru my teen years myself.

Hehehehehe...

Love and light,

Wupy

Asteroid

I dont even know what to say about this. I hope you are just talking crap and didnt really do this and if you did I hope they send you to prision where I am sure a lot of the Lifers will be GREATLY amused at your story. You will find out all those "Gay-Homos" arent the limp wristed little sissies you think they are.They will, I am sure, put you in touch with your feminine side and you will be a much more sensitive man for it.

Hey say it was your teenage son & daughter going to the courts for a hit and saw what i saw not a very nice sight i can tell you, i bet they wont be back at the courts again doing it i believe we done them a favour they will choose a more discreet place. No im not proud at what i did im not boasting just sharing my side of the story it was quite unexpected and they should have chosen a better place as far as im concerned they should be in Jail getting there oats there.There sick in the head its just unreal man..

Oh dear. I though you were taking the piss. You better be.

"getting there oats there.There sick in the head its just unreal man"


Are you Scottish? No offense but if you are i'll bet you're a hun.

Originally posted by LadyV

Originally posted by Asteroid
Went down to Tennis courts yesterday for a bit of a hit, me and my mate hit so hard we busted our racquets. Any how we got to courts and in the shed along side the court are 2 Gay-Homos hard at it and i mean HARD at it. We saw RED took to em wack on the arse ,neck, kneecaps they screaming like cut cats wack,wack,wack they grabbed there gear took off like greased lighting he we are with 2 busted racquets and cant have a hit, hello we find one of em had dropped a wallet $350 in-side went down to sport store got 2 new racquets sent balance of money with cab-driver around to the address that was in the wallet did we do wrong, i dont think so, dont want to come across a situation like that again could end up with a busted NEW racquet,..

You are sad and sorry! WTF is wrong with you!? Are you proud of yourself? Were you bullied as a kid so now you like to bully? Got problems that are deeply hidden? Did they somehow make you feel insecure about your own masculinity? You need to seek professional help! Other than the other dregs that may be here...no one is looking at you and thinking how cool you are...more like what a jerk! And I'll take the warnig I may get just to tell you so!

I think you may have been too easy on him LadyV. Still doesn't look like he gets the point . If you get a warning, I want one too.

Have you READ the New Testament? No wait, even better. Do you even UNDERSTAND the Old?

Do I need to re-post my Corinthians quote (psst, it's at the top, look up) along with some other Old Testament stuff to give a full picture? I would find it highly unrighteous that because the word "the" is in the Bible I have the moral authority to kill other people and get my way all the time.

Since you're fond of murder and ignoring the New Testament. By divine command --> Exodus 20:13...what's that? "Thou shall not" what? Must have missed that one huh?

[edit on 7-1-2005 by saint4God]

Originally posted by Asteroid
Hey say it was your teenage son & daughter going to the courts for a hit and saw what i saw not a very nice sight i can tell you, i bet they wont be back at the courts again doing it i believe we done them a favour they will choose a more discreet place. No im not proud at what i did im not boasting just sharing my side of the story it was quite unexpected and they should have chosen a better place as far as im concerned they should be in Jail getting there oats there.There sick in the head its just unreal man..

Asteroid, If you are not joking i think you are really sick in the head. You don't go around beating anyone up like that. Were you using self defense? No. Your argument about a teenage son and daughter seeing what you saw, is the same old BS that many fear mongering people will use to justify their actions. I agree having sex in a public place is a risky and silly thing to do, but hey if it were a man and woman it would probably be alright then wouldnt it? Probably quite funny even? Who do you think you are to judge and beat the hell out of someone because of what you believe? Go see a doctor...

Asteroid, This may come as a shock, but you were wrong to beat those guys. God will judge them. Man has lost the ability to see what YOU saw as evil, but, violence isn't the answer. Please turn yourself in to the nearest police station.