posted on Aug, 27 2015 @ 05:08 PM
Just joined the site, finally.
Name's Michael, 34, from Scotland and I'm a nutter.
My interests are programming and web development/design, playing guitar...drawing silly comics, that sort of thing. A well known nutter in my local
hood, known for apparently seeing things what aren't actually there due to my incessant nutter-ness.
Yeah, I'm apparently the one person I know who thinks things are a bit messed up, warped, skewed - all the things I believe to be true are apparently
not and are merely a product of my nuts-ness. I'm not surrounded by thieves, frauds, murderers, parasites and pests...it's all in my head so it
Yes, I'm as mad as a suspended, swinging sack of hedgehogs I tell you. I have a job that I hate, of course, hating my job makes me mad as a hatter.
The nerve of me to not appreciate trading my life in for a pittance! Who the hell do I think I am? Yes, my appreciation of and the value I place in my
free time, my life, makes me mentally unstable so it does.
Yeah, so after a lot of soul searching I decided that I fit in here, on ATS with all the other maniacs who see the world for what it obviously isn't.
I'm here to spread the good word that we're all silly, silly cookies who believe crazy things and that we're all quite, quite mad!
Alright, bit tongue in cheek I suppose, my nutty way of saying I identify with many of you good folks and have spent many years reading the many
threads on here. So I finally took the plunge and signed up because I've been told I'm a nutter...did I mention that?
Yeah, we're all nuts because we want a better world for ourselves and future generations. I don't know if anyone has told yous that but I've been
given it on good authority by various people including members of my own family, these are very well educated and extremely clever individuals who
know what they are talking about. So I thought to myself, I thought...fine, ATS is my family now!
I hope you all are nice to me and can accept my insane opinions what I harbor. I will do my level best to be very civil, to participate in the many
interesting discussions and express my opinions without offending. Please don't let my confession that I'm of the nutty persuasion put you off
taking to me, as I'm very approachable and quite harmless.
Just don't point at my guitars, in fact don't even look at them. They're particularly shy and sensitive.