I am slightly annoyed. An english perspective with a view to a full bore rage rant.

I see a lot in this old rant section and I like it, I have had the odd rage here myself.

What always gets me is that in my mind a true rant should start off slowly, it should bubble and brew like an unsuspecting volcano.

A true rant will start as someting small, a minor annoyance as it were and fester. Other people should give handy hints, tips and advice as to how to deal with said issue and that should only compound the anger and rage that lies within and make it stronger.

This said I shall contain the anger within me right now. I shall refrain(as is the English way) from stating my issues. I shall put up a front, put out a stiff upper lip and deal with it.

a reply to: nonspecific

Eat prunes. If you have enough in your system it's hard for anything to build up.

a reply to: Skid Mark

A good point Mr Skids and a light hearted one but that is my point

Your well intentioned and god natured attempt to soften and lighten my impending rant is appriciated but will ultimatley fail as the decision has already been made.

I commend your effort and thank you for it anyways

ETA: please excuse my use of Mr Skids as a term of endearment if you may.

Bollocks. Our little chin wag has left me knackered and a bit collywobbles.

Any road, chin up stiff upper lip tut tut cheerio! I'm off to Bedfordshire, pip pip!

a reply to: nonspecific

I am sorely disappointed in your improper use of the rant forum!

originally posted by: Shamrock6
Bollocks. Our little chin wag has left me knackered and a bit collywobbles.

Any road, chin up stiff upper lip tut tut cheerio! I'm off to Bedfordshire, pip pip!

There is a phrase not heard that often, " off to bedfordshire"

My old man used to say "Up the golden dancers" when it was time for bed.

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
a reply to: nonspecific

I am sorely disappointed in your improper use of the rant forum!

It is a work in progresss.

Bear with me.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Yuck and double yuck

a reply to: nonspecific

I looked for a list of slang and then tried to come up with something semi-coherent.

Don't even get me started on rhyming slang.

a reply to: nonspecific

grow a sack and let the steam fly!

originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: nonspecific

I looked for a list of slang and then tried to come up with something semi-coherent.

Don't even get me started on rhyming slang.

I can't talk right now, apples and pears is giving me grief on the old dog and bone.

Ruby tuesday.

a reply to: nonspecific

Sounds like a right cock up it does.

Alas, I think you're just taking the piss so I'll bugger off before I've lost the plot completely!

a reply to: nonspecific

I think the rant should have a picture of the queen!

a reply to: nonspecific

bloody 'ell! Chips and fish!

originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: nonspecific

Sounds like a right cock up it does.

Alas, I think you're just taking the piss so I'll bugger off before I've lost the plot completely!

I was actually quite annoyed but I fear I will loose my impetus if not carefull. I was pretty darn angry earlier and wish to retain said fury.

Where was I on this?

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: Shamrock6
Bollocks. Our little chin wag has left me knackered and a bit collywobbles.

Any road, chin up stiff upper lip tut tut cheerio! I'm off to Bedfordshire, pip pip!

There is a phrase not heard that often, " off to bedfordshire"

My old man used to say "Up the golden dancers" when it was time for bed.

My father used to say, "Into the arms of Morpheus" when it was bedtime. It only became awkward when the Matrix films came out.

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
a reply to: nonspecific

bloody 'ell! Chips and fish!

Fish and chips, I would have thought you wouold have tried to calm me down not make it worse?

originally posted by: beezzer

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: Shamrock6
Bollocks. Our little chin wag has left me knackered and a bit collywobbles.

Any road, chin up stiff upper lip tut tut cheerio! I'm off to Bedfordshire, pip pip!

There is a phrase not heard that often, " off to bedfordshire"

My old man used to say "Up the golden dancers" when it was time for bed.

My father used to say, "Into the arms of Morpheus" when it was bedtime. It only became awkward when the Matrix films came out.

As a big bearded man I would sleep well in thew arms of Morpheus. MMMMMMMM saftey.

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: Shamrock6
Bollocks. Our little chin wag has left me knackered and a bit collywobbles.

Any road, chin up stiff upper lip tut tut cheerio! I'm off to Bedfordshire, pip pip!

There is a phrase not heard that often, " off to bedfordshire"

My old man used to say "Up the golden dancers" when it was time for bed.

Yup, the full old phrase was "Up the wooden hill to befordshire"

In our house it was just, "Up the wooden hill"

Your husband's phrase, I've never heard before.

originally posted by: smurfy

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: Shamrock6
Bollocks. Our little chin wag has left me knackered and a bit collywobbles.

Any road, chin up stiff upper lip tut tut cheerio! I'm off to Bedfordshire, pip pip!

There is a phrase not heard that often, " off to bedfordshire"

My old man used to say "Up the golden dancers" when it was time for bed.

Yup, the full old phrase was "Up the wooden hill to befordshire"

In our house it was just, "Up the wooden hill"

Your husband's phrase, I've never heard before.

My old man was my dad not my husband, a phrase round here!

If I remember it was.
"Up the golden dancers off to Bedfordshire"