To Shave Or Not To Shave?

My face is getting a little furry.
Do I want to look like a wizard when I get old, or do I want to be able to be able to drink a glass of milk without looking like I've blown a seal'?
Female opinions are much appreciated.

originally posted by: skunkape23
My face is getting a little furry.
Do I want to look like a wizard when I get old, or do I want to be able to be able to drink a glass of milk without looking like I've blown a seal'?

"Blown a seal"... that took me a second.

Answer: Don't shave and stop drinking milk. Best of both worlds! There truly aren't enough old wizardly types in the world.

originally posted by: skunkape23
My face is getting a little furry.
Do I want to look like a wizard when I get old, or do I want to be able to be able to drink a glass of milk without looking like I've blown a seal'?

wizard.
by the way, its not a permanent thing, you can shave anytime you want. You don't have to worry about it affecting you when you get old.

a reply to: skunkape23
Not a woman but I vote wizard. You may still drink milk just use a straw

Wizard...it takes time to be a wizard
You can be a clean faced justaguy any time you want & it only takes a few minutes.

Don't blow seals though...
I remember one time my Chevy blew a seal...but I had to call it a gasket when I ordered it at the parts store.

I can't think of any good reason why. but the guy behind the counter gave me a really weird look and asked me "Why the hell would you do that?" when I shouted "I just blew a seal!" to him across the store...

a reply to: skunkape23

When it gets too long you will know what to do. Until then, go with it.

I'm male and straight. SHAVE! Don't be a hipster do-fuss. I do not see how any man can withstand that scruff. Evolve and not devolve, be a modern day human and not a cave dwelling scoundrel with a fecal matter infested chin and face. Or just grow up and realize you could grow a beard, but don't need to.

I see a lot of young men lately with this stupid hipster beards, why? I thinks it's because they are either lazy, poor, both or just total dumb ass's who think they look cool in beards just because they can grow them. I say grow the hell up.

I hate to sound so against them beards, but i hate them, and you all that grow them need to know they are not stylish!
I know i sound mean, but hey this is something that totally upsets me and pisses me off a lot.

Let it grow, dont worry about looking like a wizard, wizards are cool.

a reply to: skunkape23
Dont shave and ponytail. When it turns either grey or white : instant illusion of great wisdom
And you can always have emergency food tucked away in your beard.



BTW , not female just chipping in

I look like Amish Rastafarian Chuck Norris.
I might roll with this one.

a reply to: skunkape23

Is your beard trimmed nicely with some class...or...do you look like a scruffy mountain man?

Maybe for you it would be a good idea (if your beard) is not expertly trimmed and shaped already...to go to a professional and have it done.

That way you could have your beard..and wear it too.

a reply to: skunkape23

do I want to be able to be able to drink a glass of milk without looking like I've blown a seal'?

I don't want to know. I'm telling myself that you mean a rubber type seal, like on an engine. Yeah. Go ahead and shave. Just don't use Nair.

A question for the ladies.
Do you like kissing a man with a moustache?

originally posted by: caladonea
a reply to: skunkape23

Maybe for you it would be a good idea (if your beard) is not expertly trimmed and shaped already...to go to a professional and have it done.

Ok this is where it get's too weird for me.

CHECK PLEASE!

a reply to: skunkape23



That should clear things up.

a reply to: skunkape23

No to the moustache but a goatee is ok and makes him look very wise and wizardly.

originally posted by: proob4

originally posted by: caladonea
a reply to: skunkape23

Maybe for you it would be a good idea (if your beard) is not expertly trimmed and shaped already...to go to a professional and have it done.

Ok this is where it get's too weird for me.

CHECK PLEASE!

Why is that statement too weird for you?

a reply to: proob4

Ha ha I hate those part beads. Like somebody took a felt pen and drew a line around the chin line. Or those little tufts of hair just on the chin. Looks like I'm not really cool so I will try to be.

I loath pork chop beards. No shape hillbilly beards that are wild ... Gross


Beards are nasty nests of God knows what

originally posted by: igloo
a reply to: skunkape23

No to the moustache but a goatee is ok and makes him look very wise and wizardly.

Goatees are so last decade. They weren't good then either.

originally posted by: skunkape23
A question for the ladies.
Do you like kissing a man with a moustache?

No! Eff off with that idea right now. Super gross.