Well, maybe they should be P.C.-isized...don't want to offend anyone. How about we just call them the: "Illuminatingly challenged."
I, think all this race card playing is, just to distract us from the real issue. They, are being discriminated against because of their:
"Gravitational Obesity," (it's not easy being the gravitationally fattest star in your neighborhood, "just ask Kim Jong-Un,") and this, has been
scientifically proven to be the result of their: "E_xcessive C_ompulsive E_ating D_isorder."
Surely, somewhere on page #_ _ _ _ _ _ _ of, the "Affordable Care Act," E.C.E.D is addressed as, a self-uncontrollable condition and, therefor covered
as a disability.
So, now they are being discriminated as being a Minority and mistreated as being Disabled. But, don't worry...a little farther down that page is, a
provision for the government to aid in their treatment..."No more 48 Star Big Gulps for you."
We, have to ignore the fact that the truth is they are, Self-Centered-Arrogant-Bully-A_Hole-Thugs, who with no remorse, terrorize and devour their
neighborhoods with the iron fist of pure density. But don't worry...on the very next page of the "A.C.A," they are probably also, considered to
exhibit signs of, a personality disorder and, will no longer have the legal authority to own firearms. "No more of those Nasty Flares and Ejecta from
There is, just no way to call anything anything in a world where anything will offend someone at anytime for something.
Just call them a "Gravitational Anomaly," since no one has ever really seen one. They are truly just being singled out in some unfair underlying
Scientific Profiling Crusade, propagated by those who just don't "Understand Them." Poor things have been mis-understood all their lives...Just Leave
BUT REALLY, when will this P.C.-ness ever end. Hopefully this shows we may actually be running out of things to re-name out of fear we will offend.
Love to see stories of man's intelligence.
edit on 13-3-2015 by Andronian because: just forgot an "s" from a word
on 13-3-2015 by Andronian because: (no reason given)