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# One simple trick to enable Jesus to get a flat belly.

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posted on Feb, 27 2015 @ 10:42 PM

Jesus, 1 2 3 4 5, 5 letters. J, 10th letter of the alphabet, e 5th letter of the alphabet s, 19th letter of the alphabet u, 21st letter of the alphabet, s19th.

Total of all the letters 10 + 5 + 19 + 21+ 19 = 74 x that by the orignal 5 letters = 370. 3+ 7+ 0 = 10 1+ 0 = 1

1 #ing reason not to click this damn thread.

posted on Feb, 28 2015 @ 02:16 AM

originally posted by: Hijinx

Jesus, 1 2 3 4 5, 5 letters. J, 10th letter of the alphabet, e 5th letter of the alphabet s, 19th letter of the alphabet u, 21st letter of the alphabet, s19th.

Total of all the letters 10 + 5 + 19 + 21+ 19 = 74 x that by the orignal 5 letters = 370. 3+ 7+ 0 = 10 1+ 0 = 1

1 #ing reason not to click this damn thread.

posted on Feb, 28 2015 @ 02:43 AM

Total of all the letters 10 + 5 + 19 + 21+ 19 = 74 x that by the orignal 5 letters = 370. 3+ 7+ 0 = 10 1+ 0 = 1

What the .. never mind . Where did you get the one from . I am not the mathematical giant .

posted on Feb, 28 2015 @ 04:03 AM

Not sure if Jesus was hung as some would say

Mary Magdalene should have insight here. #danbrown

posted on Feb, 28 2015 @ 04:09 AM

In every painting / picture of painting i have seen of Jesus he was pretty ripped

Satan doesn't stand a chance.

posted on Feb, 28 2015 @ 09:40 AM
Well, it looks like I done PO'd one of da powers dat be!

Funny....ISIS comes to mind.....

posted on Feb, 28 2015 @ 09:48 AM
In all seriousness though....

I did not intend to hurt anyones feelings or beliefs with my statements in this forum. It was genuinely meant in a light hearted fashion.

I can only imagine I'll be banned from the site soon. But, I wanted to take a moment to offer my apologies anyway.

posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 07:50 AM

I just can't make heads or tails of this. I don't see the need for Jesus to have a flat belly, it's a nonsensical argument.

i wonder if i made a thread about how the Cow can jump Higher over the Moon if it will get as many starts and flags.. makes about as much sense as this thread to me.
edit on 1-3-2015 by JohnPhoenix because: (no reason given)

posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 11:43 PM

That's what i thought when i opened this thread, had to pass on some crazy of my own.

Just Drink the effing Koolaid man.
edit on 1-3-2015 by Hijinx because: (no reason given)

posted on Mar, 2 2015 @ 09:21 AM

originally posted by: JohnPhoenix

I just can't make heads or tails of this. I don't see the need for Jesus to have a flat belly, it's a nonsensical argument.

i wonder if i made a thread about how the Cow can jump Higher over the Moon if it will get as many starts and flags.. makes about as much sense as this thread to me.

A cow could never jump over the moon, but jesus is obviously a real person. Your thread wouldn't stand a chance.

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